Ranguski

Inbox–3 (Funny SMS)

Girl 1 : Antha Scientist oda Odi ponaye appuram yaen Thirumbi Vanthuttae ?

Girl 2 : Nasama ponavan adhu Sothanai Ottam nu Sollitandi

School Boy: Dad, Application form la MOTHER TONGUE kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?

Father: ROMBA NEELAM nu podu..!!

"Nambikkai ondru irunthaal pothum..Iruttil irunthey ethir veettu figarai sight adikkalaam..."

so,
be confident machi...!!!

15 yrs back
1 Vadai is 50ps & 1call is 5Rs.
Bt nw 1call is 50ps & 1Vadai is 15Rs

Moral:
Technology s Very much Improvd but enna use?
Vada pochae..!

A pregnant lady went 2 an astrologer.

Astrologer: Wen u delivers a baby,baby's father vl die.

Lady: Thank god!My husband is safe!

Been: ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: yes, wat do you want?

Been: yenna computer company vachi nadathura?
my pictures nu iruku,
open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.
Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu
My documents nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illa..

Bilgates ¿??

2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM?

Bangladesh wins their 2nd world cup.

RADHIKA going to marry her 9th husband simbu.

Gold just Rs.5 lakhs/gram.

JOTHIKA's daughter join with Rajini in his new film SHIVAJI PART-12.

Sunthar.c is to act in remake of Padayappa 2031.

Thamana - dhanush'ku ammavaga nadikirar.

Indian population 400 crores.

Mobile using people 300 crores.

Tamilnadu chief minister namitha..

Aana appavum nee yennoda "nanbenda"...

Dad ask his 5yr Oldson:

Y r u Crying? I'm also ur Friend da tel me.

Son: Athu Onnum Illa Machi,Innum konjam Horlicks kettathuku un Aalu Enna Adichita da..

A Tiger was Giving Wedding Party to his Friends.

A Cat Came there, and Danced.

Tiger Asked Who are You?

Cat said I was Also a Tiger Before My Marriage.

Elephant & Mouse got love marriage

Next day itself elephant died..

Mouse told

"Oh Anbe... oru nal kadhalukaga ayusu
fulla kuli thonda vachutiye...!!

Picture Bucket–6 (Funny)

Inbox–2 (Funny SMS)

marriage hall

man1:-vaanga ...! vaanga...!
neenga mapla veetukarara,
illa ponnuveetukarara?

man2: illainga naan ponnoda palaya veetukararu

Conductor'kum Driver'kum enna vitthiyasam?

Thani Thaniya 'Ticket' kudutha Conductor..!

Ellorukum motthama 'Ticket' kudutha Driver.

IAS question :

judge oda paiyan lawyer,
lawyer oda appa police.
appo judge yaru???

if u r brilliant answer rply me fast......

n reply must

Ans: Judge is a mom of the lawyer

Nethu Hotelku Ponen,
Pakkathu Seatla
Super'a,
Cute'a,
beauty'a,
sema Look'a,
Attract pandra maadhri oru person Irunthanga.
Autograph Vangalanu Pakathula Poi Partha

"Oh! God"

Adhu
"KANNADIYIL EN MUGAM"

*Nan Apdiye Shock Ayiten*

Don't cry....don't cry....

"Love pannunga sir! Life nalla irukum!" -Mynaa

"Moodikitu padinga sir! Life Innum nalla irukum!"- My naina.

Teacher: kadal naduvula oru mango tree irukku.. andha mangoesa eppadi eduppa?

Student: paravai pola maari, paranthu poi eduppaen...

teacher: paravai pola unnai un thaathanaa maathuvaan?

Student: kadal naduvula maram unga Appana vechaan ?

daily orae subject solli thara unakae avlo ADHUPUNAA...

10 subject padikarae enakku evlo ADHUPU irukkum ;-)...

Students rockz ....

Thaatha : dai unnoda school teacher varanga pooi maranchiko.

Peran :- first ne pooi maranchiko ne sethuttannu solli than 3 days leave solliruken. . .

Worlds shortest resignation letter

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife

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Enaku therium,
yaarukume en FEELINGS puriyathunu.

Pen Veetar: Maapla Enna Pandrar?

Broker: Avar Ninna Rail Odum,
Rail Ninna Avar Oduvar.

Pen Veetar: Aiyo! Avlo busy'a?

Broker: Mmm!Station'la Muruku Vikkirar..!

Picture Bucket–5 (Funny)

Inbox–1 (Funny SMS)

Happi nait..
Sarry, i am pul tite, 8-P
If thery is ani swelling fistake,
Then plz carrot it & reed.
Plz dont fishtake me ! ! !

Could nait :-)
Cheat dims ;-)

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Ena Pakura Elam nama adi Aalunga Than good morning solla than anupinen
Dai solunga da annavukku...

"good night"

Dei... Dei... Dei... Yenda ippadi manatha vaangareenga... Adhu good night illa.. Good morning... Chi pongada.....

Why do women live longer than men?
Scientific reason:
Shopping never causes heart attack, but paying the bill does...!!! :-D

Studying, reading endru sonnal udhadugal ottaadhu...

Sleeping, playing endru sonnaalthaan udhadugal kooda ottum..!

By - Exam hall'la kupura paduthu thoonguvor sangam!

Neenga halfboil saapidura style parthadhum oru kavidhai thonuchu, sollava..?
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Oru aravekkaadu innoru aravekkaada saapidugiradhe!

Adade ! (Aacharyakuri)

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
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Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.

'Maadu' pola Chinnatha Irukkum,
BUT Athu maadu Illa.....
Athu Yenna?

Ans:

'Kannu kutti'