Son asks dad: What is the difference between confidence and confidential??
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Dad: You are my son, that is confident...
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Your friend is also my son, that is confidential!!!!
Hidden facts :
1) 90% of people in Australia
don't drink
milk.
2) Snake's vision... is up to
5 km....
3) A man can touch sun
if his body is completely surrounded by
mercury.
4) No twins have been
born up till now
in Greenland.
5) Zebra doesn’t
have a liver.
6) All the above
details are false.
7) Thanks for believing for a while. 8)
Today is
not April 1st.But a fool is a
fool on any day
OUR GENERATION doesn't ring the door bell,
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We Text or Call to say we're Outside ;)
Like if you agree =D
Interviewer:
Where does the SUN go at Night..???
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Rangus: It doesn’t go anywhere...
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Interviewer: Superb! please continue...
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Rangus:
Bcoz of darkness we are unable to see it..!!!
When we consume Alcohol,
Whatever is in the mind comes out.
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Drink alcohol before writing the exams..
SECRET OF SUCCESS
Thannnniya podrom,Thaarumaara eludhurom
All mothers think dat their child is the most innocent child in the world...!!But d fact is,.
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Only my Mom is Right...-:)
A deep love story:
Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,
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remaining story will be published when they return
Maths sir: What is a 'line'?
Rangus:A line is a dot,going for a walk!
Sir again: ohho... What are paralel lines?
Rangus: A dot going for walk with his girlfriend.
Rangus Rocks.... Vathi Shocks...
"If you fall, I will be there for you"
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Great lines said by...
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FLOOR :p :-D
Attitude Of Youth
"We R MOre Brilliant Than Einstein & Newton..
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Pch.... Enna Koduma Sir Idhu...???
LOVE LETTER BY A COMPUTER
ENgINEER ;) \m/
#include <stdio.h>
#include <courage.h>
#include <handsomeness.h>
#include <pyaar ka
punchnama.h>
#include<bollywood.h>
#include<Jal the band.h>
#include<honeyy singh.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady
void main()
{
goto engg college;
scanf("100%",&girlz);
if(girl ==Cute)
printf("falling in love, pyaar
dewaana hota h");
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
printf("Not my type,bhagwaan ne
mere liye better socha h");
printf("dont loose hope, keep
trying again and again");
main();
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
printf("ban gaya kutta, main toh
ban gaya kutta");
printf("ab toh Aadat si h mujhko
aise jeene ki");
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U too")
{
printf("yo yo honeyy singh");
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof
(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
while(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popcorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time
+=0.001)
{
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
}
must SHARE :D \m/
TITANIC - In 3D
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Kannaadi kuduppaanga...
ellaame pakkathula theriyum...
indha dhadavayaachum... paaraila muttikkaama.. paathu ottungappa...
:)
We are not addicted to Facebook
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WE only use it when we
have time:
lunch time, break time, off
time, no time,
this time, that time, any time,
all the time :-D :-P :D
EPIC JOKE !!!
Dengus: (laughing) “My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell..”
Rangus: “So what’s next?”
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Dengus: “The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister.” =P :P :D
Once a man found a lamp…
He rubbed the lamp…
But the lamp exploded…
And he died :((
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Reason..??
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All lamp was not made by Aladdin.... some of it may made by Mujahideen! :p :p
When Ranguski was Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
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"SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" kindly adjust it...:-P:-D
Most touching lines just before death....
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"don't burn me immediately after my death, my friends have a habit of coming late"...!!
Hit like if u still remember this...
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Pimbilikka pilapi....
innaikku night 12 manikku apram...
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12.01 aagum... neenga vena check panni paarunga....
How many 'F's do you see in the text below?
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
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EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
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After you counted the Fs, scroll down...
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How many did you count? 3?
Wrong, there were 6. Don't believe it?
Scroll back up and check. Or scroll down
for the solution...
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Our brains are trained to overlook the word OF.
If you saw all 6 Fs right away, you're a genius.
Most people see only 3 Fs. Some people see 4...
nethu gowthamkum avan athukarikkum motta maadila sanda.... maadila irunthu keela thalli vituta... apram....
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cut pannitu thodarum nu potutanga... Hit like if u still remember this comedy...??
Teacher: Y are you late?
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Student : My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
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Teacher (Angrily) : Can't your dad do it?
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Student : No, only BULL can do it. ;) :P :D \m/
Global Recession n Financial Crisis hv become so critical & serious nowadays that..
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majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives! .
Womans brain is divided in two parts , the right and the left. ....
In right nothing is left and in the left nothing is right
Last words written by Adolf Hitler before He killed himslf:
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"If You Win, You Need Not Have To Explain.
If You Lose, You Should Not Be there to Explain."
The awkward moment when your mom shouts, ''I need to talk to you'' and you think of everything you could have done wrong.
That awkward moment when
you're enjoying the cartoons
more than the child sitting
next to you! ;)
Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..
Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!!
Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head : Your Name.?
Patient: KuppuSamy
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28/Feb/85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident.!...
Attention plz...!
Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!
Enna thaan girls bayangara brilliant'ah irundhaalum...
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Boys kekkura ore oru kelvikku mattum avanganaala badhilae solla mudiyaradhilla....
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And The Question Is:
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What's your mobile number...?? :P
Does February March?
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No, but April May.
3 Things that a Child can teach to Elders:
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*To b Happy for no Reason..
*To b always busy doing something..
*To know how to demand small things without Ego :)
Girls before going to Party -
Facial
Bleach
Waxing
Hair
curlin/pressing
Threading
Tonin
Scrubbing
Moisturisin done
&
puts on
Lipstick
Lipgloss
Lipliner
Perfume
Body toner
Body lotion
Eye liner
Eye shadow
Eye maskara
Foundation
Face powder
Rings
Bracelets
Neckless
Nail paint
Nail shadow
and
Says- "Cha, avasarathula thoongi elundhu appadiye vandhutten...." :p:p
Guys before goin to Party ask-
"Adei pakki, atleast kulichuttaachum vaada..."
"Poda goyyaala... Aadu maadellaam kulichutta veliya podhu....?? Moodikittu vaada!! :p=))
5 deadly questions by wife:
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1. Are your free this Sunday for shopping?
2. Do I look fat?
3. Is that lady beautiful than me?
4. You love me?
5. You want me as your wife in next birth also?
Woman gives birth in 2050
Woman: I think I'll name her Neha.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken. May I suggest Neha101 or 34 Neha
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That Hurting Hours:
1 hour on the computer feels like 1 minute & 1 minute of studying feels like 1 hour.
EKSI?
Teacher: Ennoda question'ku yaar correct'ah answer solreengalo, avanga veettukku polaam...
Immediately Rangus threw his school bag outside the class...
Teacher: Yaar andha bag'ah thookki potta...??
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Rangus: Naanthaan potten... answer correct'ah sollitten.. ippo naan veetukku polaama...!!!!??
Excellent collection of Quotes from Warren Buffet, the world's richest investor.
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ON EARNINGS: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.
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ON SPENDING: If U buy things U don't need, soon U'll have to sell things U need.
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ON SAVINGS: Don't save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.
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ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of river with both the feet.
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ON INVESTMENT: Don't put your all eggs in a single basket .
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ON EXPECTATIONS; Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. . .
Don't expect it from Cheap people.:)
Intha murai aval
en love letterai
kilika villai
yaen endral...!
I LOvE YOu Endru 1000 Roobai Note-il Eluthi koduthen..
Aattaya pottuta machi..;-P
One of the best Post ever:
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95 days after my birth,
I knew who is my mother..
90 days after my first syllable,
I knew wHat words are..
30 mins after my loved one left me,
I knew what tears are..
25 feet off the ground over the cliff,
I knew what is it to be alive..
20 days after my Dear ones death,
I knew that life must go on..
1 week after my Friend left me,
I came to know how does it feel to b alone..
Every single fraction of time no matter however u divide,
teaches u something..
Experience is the only way 2 get through this life.
Feel it.
Live it.
Face it...
Love the people unconditionally..
Because in your next life you Wont meet Them..
Touching Kavidhai:
உன்னை
தொட்டு
சென்ற
தென்றல்
என்
காதில்
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"இன்னிக்கும் உன் ஃபிரண்ட் குளிக்கவில்லை" என்று..
which is the painful way of death?
Poison??
Murder??
Accident??
Tsunami??
DOnt worry.
its simple very very simple.
"ur smile".
Mudila daa saameeee ;)
Oru KOZHI-in Kavidhai...
"Kaalaiyil KoKaRaKo endren..
Mathiyam Cookerukkul vendhen!"
THIS IS LIFE
Kanneer varum pothu
Idhayam valithaal
athu
Natbu!
Idhayam valikkum pothu
kanneer vanthal
athu
Kadhai illai!
Nenjuvali.
Poi doctora par.
Illana
Sanguthan!!!
If there is an award for laziness ,
I would send someone to get it for me :-)
A girl/boy may not help u to get lot of marks...
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So, Love ur studies, Not girls/boys...
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GIRLS/BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE... ;) :p
Rangus : " Hello, Pizza Hut..?? "
Pizza Hut: "Yes Sir, How can I help u...?"
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Rangus: "Pizza... Veet'laye eppadi samaikkuradhu...?? Konjam help pannungalen please!!" =))
" Wild Attitude "
Teacher : Why are u late ??
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Rangus rocks.... Teacher shocks.....
Fact'u machiii:
"SMS & Internet Plans help you stay awake in Class." :P
What is Love?"
Kid: “Hmm, Love is when a puppy licks your face.”
I laughed, but then he added,
“Even after you left him alone all day."
Strange but true:
When you are in love,
you make wonders happen.
Once married, you wonder, what happened. ;):p
Do you know why MOM is Special..??
when i came from the rain
Bother asked : Why don't you take umbrella...?
Sister advised : why Didn't you wait till rain stopped...?
Dad angrily warned : When you ll get cold, you ll realize....
but Mom, drying my hair
SAID : Stupid Rain....!!! Couldn't it wait till my child comes home....????
That's mom
Moral : Never hurt your mother and also never let her cry...
hit like if you love your mom..
God made all of us with different looks....
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But when he reached China,
he was too Tired therefore.....
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Copy, Paste,
Copy, Paste
Thought of The day...
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Please Replace your toothbrush
Before it becomes a Sunflower...... ;)
Sometimes its better to Bunk a class & do enjoy with friends
because
Today when I look back, Marks never make me laugh but memories do :) ♥
Rangus calls up "rashtrapati bhawan"
Rangus: "I want to be the next prime ministr of India"
Manmohan: "Are you an idiot??"
Rangus: "No, Why?? Is it Compulsory???
Ragus rocks... PM shocks... :P
Guy - Can I c0nfess s0mething?
Girl - Sure!
Guy - You've the prettiest smile I`ve ever seen ? ..
Girl - Can I confess s0mething as well?
Guy - Yeahh.
Girl - This smile only exists because 0f y0uu =]
like if you like this :)
If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!
3 words tongue twister.
Can you say it fast for at least 10 times....
"LOWER RURAL RULER"...:)
**Like** if you can't
Like if you do this
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when u wake up in the morning the first thing you do is roll over and check your cell phone :p
!!~ Lovely Fact ~!!
A Girl's Head Is Always Down
Because
She Considers Her Boy To Be
Her World n Gets Lost In It . . .
While
A Boy's Head Is Always Up
So That
No Other Guy Dares To Look
At His Girl . . . ! ♥ ♥ ♥
Don't be sad if you're single or lonely..
The moon is still single and lonely
and it's the most beautiful thing in the sky. ♥
