A Woman: Doctor ennoda Husband 1litre petrol kudichitaru neenga thaan kappathanum.
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Doctor: No problem, 60km oda sollunga petrol theenthudum...!
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Rangus: Yov doctrae..... petrol vikkura velaikku ennaya ippadi posukku'nu solliputta...??
chumma odna kaasu thaan waste'u.. oru load manal, jalli, sengal yeathi vittu oda sollu.. kasu panam'aachum paakkalaam.. :P
Today palamoli:
1. Oru Paana Sothukku - oru Kunda sambar.
2. Thambi udayar.- Annan Settiyar.
3. Uraan Pillaya Ooti Valartha- Un Pondati una Santhega Paduva...
4.nalla maatukku -5 kilo punnaku.
5.tholl koduppan- karikkadai baai.
6.kattrullapothey- thoongividu current pona thookam varadhu..
Pasanga love sonna,sila ponnuga seruppa kalatranga.
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Yen theriuma?
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Pasanga manasu oru "kovil" mathiri. Ulla pokum pothu seruppa kalattanum.. Adhukkuthaan....
Mariaadha.i. Mariyaadhai... ;)
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இன்றைய பஞ்ச்:
கடவுள் காதலித்தால் புராணம்
மனிதன் காதலித்தால் மயானம்
when i was a kid, i couldnt wait to grow
and now dat i have grown,i wish i was
a kid again nd
again??
ஊருக்கு வெளியில் குறைந்த விலைக்கு வீட்டுமனைகள் வாங்கி போடும் எந்த புத்திசாலிக்கும் தெரிவதில்லை!
வருங்காலத்தில் கிலோ அரிசி ஆயிரம் தொட தானும் ஒரு காரணம் தானென்று!
கண்கள் அழுதால் kerchief துடைக்கும்
இதயம் அழுதால் friendship துடைக்கும்
So, kerchief-a மிஸ் பண்ணலாம் ஆனால்
friendship-i மிஸ் பண்ண கூடாது...
ஒரு பொண்ணு கமெண்ட் பண்ணதும்
உடனே அவ புரோபைல் IDக்கு போய்
அது ரியல் IDயான்னு செக் பண்ணினா
நீயும் என் தோழனே ..
When a little girl puts her energy to give
her dad a kiss... That’s Love ♥
When a wife makes tea for her
husband & take a sip before him... That’s Love ♥
When a mother gives her son the best
piece of cake... That’s Love ♥
When your Friend holds your hand
tightly on a slippery road... That’s Love ♥
When your brother/sister messages
you & ask if you reached home on time... That’s Love ♥
Love isn’t just a guy holding a girl & going around the city...
Love is actually another name of " Care " ♥ :)
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A dairy milk silk chocolate specialy for u...
Sorry, i had one bite.
mom said before doin some special thing you must have sweet:)
oh you want to know wat special ?
True friendship:
Friend1: Machi college life mudinjadhum ne enna maranthuduviya?
Friend2: With smile:)
Macha nan onnum un lover illa da..... :)
Natpu enpathu Nadipu alla......!!!!
Nam Naadi Thudippu.....!!!!
F -Frank in mind
R - Real in love
I - Ice speech
E -Endless Support
N - Nonstop Advice
D - Deep in Care
S - Sweet nature
"FRIENDS forever"
2 persons u need in ur life.....
A cute person who promises nt 2 break ur heart.
And a best frnd to kick dat person if they break ur heart!
Friends rocks...
Finally Found Love..........
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Its on the Page 96 of Oxford Dictionary ...:D :P
Read step by step (No cheating please)
1> I need to tell you something now Read no.5
2> Are you in a rush..? Read 8
3> Are you Curious..? Read 9
4> Look its following you..?? Read 15
5> I haven't got the guts...!! Just read 17
6> I would like to tell you but you should read 16
7> I'll tel you but 1st read 2
8> Its very simple..!! Just read 4
9> Don't get nervous. its simple..!! Just read 18
10> Not yet..!! but read 19
11> Are you getting tired..? Relax..Just read 13
12> Like I was saying Read 3
13> You're nearly there...!! Read
14 14> Wish you a Happy friendship day ♥
15> Your getting nervous just read 6
16> You still didn't got it just read 12
17> Oh! I'm Embarrassed..!! read 7
18> I don't know you will understand or not just read 10
19> Ok now Read 11 slowly
Good Night Mosquis ♥ :)
"Every thing is easy, when you are Crazy about it
&
nothing is easy when you are Lazy about it.."
DARE TO CLICK LIKE :( -
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I know.... no one will :P
Adha bayam irukkattum.......!!!!
If you think someone is staring at you:
1.Yawn
2. If they yawn, they were staring.
Wife: Can you help me in garden??
Husband: What do you think, I'm a Gardener.. ??
Wife: Can you fix door handle??
Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter. .??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!!
He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife:"our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!
Husband: I'm sure you must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donalds..?
Repeatttttu.... ;) :P
Oru Important Message :
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Yaarachum manasu odanju poi irundheenga'nna enta sollunga...
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Yean'na en kitta 5 Rs Fevi-Quick konjam micham irukku.. Enna panradhu'nne therila.....!! :P :D
YENNA RASCALLA...
1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes= =))
2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes =D
3. Once a farmer replaces a scarecrow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue
And Birds returned grains they took last year as well=)) X_X =D
4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"B)
6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play =D
7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the olympic Games’ high jump event. :D
8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other =D
9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
SUPER STAR'U YAARU'NU KETTA.. CHINNA KOLANDHAYUM SOLLUM.. :)
THALAIVA... NEE VAAZHGA..
Who is boy ....?
he starts compromising at a very tender age
he sacrifices his chocolates for his sister
he sacrifices his pocket money for his frnds and his love later
he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face
he sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complaint
and finally
his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness respect every boy...
Good morning friends ♥
When I say I won't tell anybody, my best friend does not count.
Rangu baught a New big screen mobile phone from NOKIA
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You know why..??
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Becoz... He wants to see tha faces of those shaking hands...
Rangus.. Connecting People.. ;)
"AADI"18 Adhiradi Thallupadi
2 sms Anuppinal 4 sms Thirupi Anupapadum.
3 smsku Mel Anuppum Adhirstasaliku 2 Picture Msg Free.
Melum, Call Seidhu 'Hai' Sollungal,Oru Missed Callai Ilavasamaga Allungal.
Ivai Anaithum Balance Ulla Varai Mattume.
Munthungal.
What to do when you miss someone?
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Reload and shoot again ;)
Gamers Rock !!!
That awkward moment when a person say "bye" to u and still remains online for a long time!
Kosuvai kolvathu eppadi?
1.Uyirodu kosuvai pidi!
2.Adha bed mela paduka vai!
3.Rendu rekkaium un rendu kalala aluthi pudichuko..
4.Appuram adhu vaithula kichi,kichi mootu.,
5.Apa kosu kekka pekka'nu sirika vaaya therakum,
udane adhu vaila oru teaspoon poison oothu,
Kosu close!
Very simple!
Shared By Vj Nannu Hasu :)
Ennaya close panna ellaarume mallaakka paduthu vittatha paathu yosippaanga pola.. :'(
What would have been the Facebook status by Famous personalities in the Past..??
¤ Gautam Buddha : Met a Unique Kid. He will be Superstar for Sure. God Bless ♥
¤ Shah jahan : Today Taj Mahal registration, Fingers Crossed, Mumtaz pray for Me ;)
¤ Jawaharlal Nehru : I am the first Prime Minister, What next ? :P
¤ M.K. Gandhi : Weekend in South Africa ♥ Lovely beaches \m/
¤ Nathuram Godse : Planning something Big, who wants to Join :P
¤ Young Manmohan Singh :
¤ Tenzing Norge : Edumand Hillary climbed after me, He is a Lier. m!m
¤ Sir M Vishveshwaraya : Hell with Engineering and VTU..!! Pheeewww
¤ Birbal : Minesweeper is damn Easy, now time for Playstation \m/
¤ Young Rajnikanth : Just met Gautam Buddha. Great Man !! Now off to Mars :) :P
\m/
Modern Style Wedding : -
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Pujari : - Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married ?
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Couple :- Yes , we do .........................
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Pujari :- Vivaah Sampann ...................
Proud to be An Engineer....
Must read nd share it
An Engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother,
Prays to God...
God says he will grant him ONE wish!
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands, in our new bunglow!
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Engineers...
Engineers rock! :D
When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss... That’s Love ♥
When a wife makes tea for her husband & take a sip before him... That’s Love ♥
When a mother gives her son the best piece of cake... That’s Love ♥
When your Friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery road... That’s Love ♥
When your brother/sister messages you & ask if you reached home on time... That’s Love ♥
Love isn’t just a guy holding a girl & going around the city...
Love is actually another name of " Care " ♥ :)
Good afternoon mosquitoes... ♥
Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
& Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P
பெட்றோரை விட இந்த உலகத்துல பெரிய கடவுள் யாருமே இல்ல...
SO...
சீக்கிரமே! "MARRIAGE" பண்றோம்.... கடவுள் ஆகறோம்...?
"PACK MY BOX WITH FIVE DOZEN LIQUOR JUGS"
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Not a joke!
This and
"A QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOGS"
Are the shortest sentence that has all 26 alphabets of english..!
Most hateful lines after a good results
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"Sari vaa Treat kudu...." :D :P
Hit Like if u reading a news paper from the last page to first... ;)
Who says NOTHING Is Impossible....
I have been doing NOTHING since years..=D=))
Ever heard about the "Holy Water" that converts your precious thoughts into speech?.
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It's called Scotch ;)
Try this Maths test...
This will tell ur Favorite Role Model.!!
NOTE: Try it witout looking at the answer!!. No cheating... Ok...??
Let's start....
Pick one favorite number from 1 - 9...
Then use that no. x 3.
Then +3.
Then x 3 again.
U'll get a 2 digit no.
Add (+) both digits & find ur favorit person below!
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1.Einstein
2.Mother Teresa
3.A P J Abdul Kalam
4.Tom Cruise
5.Bill Gates
6.A.R.Rahman
7.Tendulkar
8.Newton
9.Ranguski
I donno why people r so crazy abt Ranguski, I don't undrstand..!!!! ;)
I'm logging out from FB, coz i'm bored....!
I'm logging in FB again in two minutes, coz i'm bored...!
HELL and HEAVEN both are here in the name of LOVE..!!
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you ;)
Have you Ever
¤ Felt sad that your dream wasn't real ?
¤ Coughed in front of a smoker to make him feel guilty ?
¤ Tried to finish a dream by going back to sleep ?
¤ Charged your phone for 5 minutes because you thought it would make a difference ? :P
¤ Found money in your pocket you never thought you had ?
¤ Planned with your friends before you actually ask for your parents permission ?
¤ Tried to balance a light switch ?
¤ Sent a risky text and felt like eternity while waiting for the reply ?
¤ Made crazy scenarios in your head that won't actually ever happen ?
¤ Carefully close the Refrigerator door to watch its light go off ?
¤ Felt a moment of joy when you saw your crush smile at you ? ♥
Thats Life! Its just few best moments , Keep smiling :-)
"Sometimes people who are thousands of miles away can make you feel better than people right beside you."
Heart Touching Lines
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_____(Heart)____
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Next Time KIDNEY Touching Lines. OK?
=P :D
===UNMAI===
Ulagam oru Tourist place.!
Naam Vanthathu Oru Tour.!
Thirumpi Selvathu Nichayam.!
Date Mattum "Ragasiyam".!
So Enjoy the life every second.
Good Morning Friends ♥
Soldier 1: What made U go into the army?
Soldier 2: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
Soldier 1:"Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
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Once Rangus asked a boy to shut up.
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Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh! :x :x
Andha bayam irukkattum... :P
Wife came too close to her husband and asked...
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Naan Azhaga irukkena...?
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Husband: So sweeeet... but un kannathula irukka andha chinna, china pimple'ah mattum konjam.. konjam...
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Before he complete his sentence...
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Wife: Ellaam unnala thaan.. nee ennaya olunga gavanichu paathukitta indha karumam'laam yean varudhu..????
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And the fight begun....! :P :P :P ;)
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