Funny Facebook Status–Part 10

Dengu: Sir ennoda wife enkooda shopping ponum'nu viruppa padraanga.. leave venum....
Boss: Leave ellaam kudukka mudiyaadhu... po.. poi velaya paaru....
Dengu: Thank you so much sir.... neenga aabathu samayathula romba helpful'a irupeenga'nu enakku theriyum... thank you sir...
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This will blow your mind...
Just do it - but don't cheat! You would only be cheating yourself!
Try this, its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Quickly read through the following text and count the number of F's in it.
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three?
Wrong,
there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The reasoning is that the brain cannot process the word"OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal.
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You never realize how much you love someone until you see them love someone else.... :(


Take my advice,
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Take it,I dont use it anyway :P


Read Must: : "TEACHER'S DAY SPECIAL"
Students Vs Teachers:-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty Happy Teachers Day :P =D :D


Call summary Analysis:
Boy to boy = 00:00:59
Boy to mom = 00:10:30
Boy to dad=00:02:36
Boy to girl = 01:15:01
Girl to girl = 00:29:59
Girl to boy=00:00:05


Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...
Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !
Ponnunga ellaam unna moraikuraanga rangus.. Kaadhula vera poga varudhu.. Adi viluradhukulla odidu..
Escaaape... Zoinnnnnnnnnnnng..


Father to Rangus: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Rangus: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label..!


The first letter in your name predicts your character--:-)
A - Romantic
B - Proud
C - Innocent
D - Lovable
E - Good but hurtfull
F - Compassiorate
G - Logical minded
H - Leadership potertial
I - Helpfull
J - free spirited
K - Irritating
L - funny
M - Emotional
N - Sensible
O - Supportive
P - Crazy
Q - Unpredictable
R - Practical
S - Loving
T - Fake
U - Sensitive
V - Genivs
W - Calm
X - Easy-Going
Y - Intelligent
Z - Jovial
wht' s ur character??
comment here :


"Never change your originality for the sake of others".
Bcoz no one can play your role better than you.
You are the Best when
"You are You"......


தூக்கத்தில் உன் குரல் கேட்டு எழுந்து பார்த்தேன்
ஆனால் நீ இல்லை...
பின்பு தான் தெரிந்தது அது பக்கத்து வீட்டு "எருமை மாடு" என்று!!!
சில உண்மைகள் கசகத்தான் செயும் ...


Psycho analysis: what u draw when have pencil in ur
hand?
1-Circles
2-Name
3-Criss cros lines
4-Geomatrical shape
5-Signature
6-Flower
7-eye r lips
8-Digits
9-Scene
thn i'll tell u The Answers...:)
Answers:
1. Circle-u r in tension
2. Names-u r in luv
3. Cris cros lines-feel lonly
4. Geometricaly shapes-u lv journy n travelling
5. Signature-wnt fame
6. Flower-wnt kids etc...n a settled life soon.
7. Eye or lips-u lv beauty
8. Digits-u r calculative .. intelligency attracts u
9. Scene-u luv fast food......n high class life.. :)


Dengu - My wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears R Not Come Out, :(
What To Do?
Rangu- No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. ;)


Alcohol does not make you FAT!
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it makes you LEAN
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against tables, chairs, walls, floors and sometimes on people u don't know!:D;-)


For the 1st time something on a MAN,
Do read it Who is a MAN?
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates 4 sister.
He sacrifices his dreams 4 just smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.
He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.
Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth!!


The hardest moments are
not those when tears flow from eyes!
It's when you have to hide
those tears in your eyes with a smile on lips!


Facttu... Facttu... Facttu... Facttu... Facttu...
1990's Beggars: Give some food GOD will bless you
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2012 beggars:
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u r breathing!!!
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love ur Mom!!!
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love God!!!
Bitch Please,grow up... :X...!


Girls will be girls!
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Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
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"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
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Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
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Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
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bf:- (speechless)... :D


Quotes Of Warren Buffet, World's Richest Investor:
EARNINGS:
Never Depend On Single Income. Invest To Create 2'Nd Source.
SPENDING:
If U Buy Items U Don't Need, Soon U'll Hav To Sell Items U Need.
SAVINGS:
Don't Save Wht's Left After Spending But Spend Wht's Left After Savings.
RISK:
Never Test The Depth Of River With Both Feet.
INVESTMENT:
Don't Put All Eggs In Single Basket.
EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty Is An Expensive Gift. Don't Expect It From Everyone..


What Is The Similarity Between Facebook And Fridge ??
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You Know it, there is nothing new but still you came again n again to see what's new .. ;)


Which type of phone are you using?
1.Nokia
2.HTC
3.Huawei
4.LG
5.Siemens
6.iPhone
7.BlackBerry
8.ZTE
9.Android
10 Alcatel
11.Sony Ericsson
12.Motorola
13.Samsung
14.Sony
Ans faxt..;D


A last ball six
A last ball wicket
A last minute goal
A last min move often wins d game.
Thats why "STUDENTS" are stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam!


Facebook effect..!
Mary Miss: What does a green dot on ParleG biscuit packet indicate?
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Rangus: It indicates ParleG is online.. And available for chat :p


URGENT IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION TO ALL:..
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PLEASE TAKE UTMOST CARE WHILE WALKING..
NOT TO LIFT HEAVY THINGS..
NOT TO DO TIRING WORK..
THINK POSITIVE AND STAY CALM..
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Bcos this is 10th month (October),
As we all know 10th month is crucial...
Purila..??
Pathaavadhu maasam nadakkudhu.. So, Just take care nu solla vandhen.. avlo thaan.. :P


Rangus as a Thief.
Entered a House.
By Mistake he kicked a
Steel Bucket, making a Huge Noise.
Owner: Yaaru?
Rangus: Meaowww
Owner: Yaru adhu??
Rangus: Meeeaaaoooww
Owner: Ada yaru ya adhu?
Rangus: Ada sevuttu nayae
Poona da...!!
Rangus rocks... Owner sleeps... :D :D


5 Funny facts of Life:
Having 1 Child makes you a Parent
But Having 2 makes you a free
Marriage is a relationship in which One Person is always right
and the other is always Husband
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it
Wife and Husband always compromise,
Husband admits that He's wrong and wife too agrees with him
Our Language is called Mother Tongue
because the father never gets a chance to speak :P
Good Night mosquitoes ♥


Real line :-
Idhayame illatha pennidam
Idhayathilidam ketpathu,
' Saraku ' illatha bottilai
aatti parpathu pola......
So, let we get a new bottle. :)


Vannnkommmm...
'Min'nilai arivippu....
Kadandha aaru aandugalaaga tamizhagathil paravalaaga kaanappatta minthadai, netru mundhinam iravu karaiyai kadandhadhu..
Iruppinum, aangaange satru siriya thadangal needithadhu..
Min thadai karayai kadandha podhilum... Meendum enneram vedumaanaalum thamizhagathai balamaaga thaakkakoodum enbadhanaal.. Makkal anaivarum magizchi vellathil thilaikkaamal, candle, mannennai vilakku, petromax pondra paadhukaappu ubagaranangalai thayaar nilaiyil vaithirukkumaaru arivuruthappadukindranar...
Marakkaamal kosuvathiyayum thayaarpaduthikollungal... :P


Rangus: Vivasaayam Pandradhu
Thappa Miss?
Mary Miss : Yaar Sonnadhu? Stupid!
Rangus: Appuram
Yaen Miss Naanga ''Kadala Pottaa''
Thittureenga..
Rangus rocks.... Mary miss shocks...


India: Heyyyyyyy.... We won the match....!!!!
Pak: Match'la vena neenga win pannirukkalamm... aana ungalukku munnadi naanga thaane toss'la win pannom... Hurrrrrraaaay...
Pimmpilikka pilappppi...


Adhisayam aanaal unmai....!!!!!
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Kadandha 24 mani nerama current'eh cut aagaala....!!!!
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Enga...???
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Ada train'la illa...
Namma oorla thaanga....!
Nambamudiyavillai... Illai...illai..illai...
Unga oorla eppadi...??

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