How Should A TEACHER Be ? -.- ♥
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
like if u agree !
Rangus gave a secret password for e-banking: "ram-laxman-sita-hanuman-ravan-delhi-spiderman"...
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Dengus : Dude! Why you gave so long password?
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Rangus : It says that the password should contain at least 5 characters, 1 capital and 1 special character?
Kathal enbathu six pack pola...
maintain pannalaina poyedum,
but nattpu enbathu thoppai mathiri..
vanthudechena pogave pogathu.....
;) :D
Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife. :P
This Is How A Week Goes:
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Mooooooooooooooooonday........
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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.........
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday..........
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Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday..........
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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiday...........
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Saturdaysunday... =P ;->
Girls are so sweet, caring, loving, beautiful, cute
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in .jpg format :P xD
(yei kosu.. idhukkumela ninna girls round katti odhaippaanga... parandhudu... escaaaaaaaaaaaaaape.. zoinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg)
Exams Life
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9am- Wake-up
9.01am - searching mobile
9.05am - Facebook
10am- Breakfast
10.10 - Facebook
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
11.10- Facebook
12am- Watch TV
12.01 - Facebook
1pm- Lunch
1.05 - Facebook
2pm- oru kutti thookkam pottuttu padikkalaam..
appo thaan mind relax'a irukkum...
Now Face melaey Book... :P
2.05pm - Facebook
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"nee edhaachum padichiyaa...?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
9.10pm - Facebook
10pm- pch... padikkalaam'nu nenacha marubadium current cut... cha... :(
11pm- Aandavaaa..... Pls ennaya mattum pass panni vittudu...
12pm- cha.. enna koduma idhu.. naalai'la irundhu olunga padikkanum....=P;)
Rangu: Dengus, Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Dengu rushes home n came back within 30 mins n slapped man n said:
He is not my friend...:D
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:
1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.
2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on ur post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason!
5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.
6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
8 ) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button.
10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story.
11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary,
12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one. :)
I have a mulitple personality...
And Which type are you?
If u want 2 see the biggest terrorism in the world.
Take some1's mobile and delete all the contacts. Then just give a smile:-)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1)Shorter Version: Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play: No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders: To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out: Break For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over: Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. (^_~)
Rangus applying for a Job
Interviewer :- what is difference between landline and cellphone ??
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Killing answer by Rangus :-
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Rangus :- For landline, We should use our index finger to press buttons..
And for mobile, thumb...!!!
Rangus rockz... Interviewer shocks...!
Two best secrets to keep relationships strong..
Whenever u r wrong -
Always Admit it...!!
&
Whenever u r right,
Jst Keep Quiet.! :)
Girl : Is this your first kiss ?
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Boy(angrily): OF COURSE IT IS..!!:O
why do all you gals always ask the same question ?
Ippo irukka generation, eppo adhigama tension aavaanga theriyuma..??
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Exam time'la...???
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No...!!
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Result time'la..???
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No....!!!!!
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Pinna...??
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Kaalai'la thoongi elundhurikkumbodhu
pakkathula mobile illanna oru tension varum paarunga............
;)
IT Heights...
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself
HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...
