• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms.
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
• Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended.
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once
• Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots.
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed our car
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race
• Went on the computer just to use Paint
• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag
• The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones
• I used to sing in the shower
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart:
«Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up»
