Choosing a Career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls...
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Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman...
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There's still pain of losing the other 9... :D
Boy: Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl: Do U Know Who I m?
Boy: No..
Girl: I m His Daughter..
Boy: Do U Know Me?
Girl: No.!
Boy: Thank God..! :O
Wife: Naan onnu sollattuma?
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Husband: Venaam :-)
And The Fight Started :D
3 Reasons 2 give exam..
1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.
3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U
IIT Mumbai Exam best question:
Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters.
Toppers could not answer,
but last bench students wrote….
“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”.
Last bench students rocks…
How many likes for this sentence ?.
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I love my Mother
A man to his friend...
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My wife died yesterday...
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I am trying to cry, But tears are not
coming out....
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What do I do?
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Friend: No problem, just imagine she
is back.....
What Is Facebook ??
Mark Zuckerburg US : My own site
Elder people : Restricted Site
Young people : Free Matrimony site :-P:-P
G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me..
Dont Worry Abt My Life. .
Im A Professional. .
GHOST RIDER.. –>
Jollu mannan of the year...
Boy: hey is your name is google??
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Girl: no....
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Boy: but you have all the things I m searching for :P
7 stage of boys life.
1-Born
2-school
3-clg
4-girl
3-clg
2-school
1-born
confused eh???
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empty life'u...
girl'u come'u...
lifeu reverse'u gear u
Why do Husbands hold wives
hand in malls?
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It looks ROMANTIC but actually
its ECONOMIC =P
When someone say's you are ugly
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Tell them...
"oh sorry i was trying to Look like you... neengale sollumbodhu naan, naanave irundhukuren..." :P
When Parents Care...
we call it Restriction !!
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When Boy/Girlfriend Restricts...
*Oh my God...
He/she is so "Caring" xD =pPp
Latest research Found out That :
Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend....
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But
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Which girlfriend....
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That Topic is Still Under Research...;D
Ultimate Truth-
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Texting A Girl Needs
More Attention Than
Attempting Your Semester
Exam ... =D =D
The first year of marriage:
Man speaks, the woman listens.
The second year:
Woman speaks, the man listens.
The third year:
Both speak, the neighbors listen... :D
If guys know 1000 ways to lie
Then
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Girls knows1001 ways to find it out :):);)
A lady to a beggar :
I have certainly seen you somewhere ?
Beggar:
Oh madam, you forgot me ! We are friends on facebook. .:-)
Universal TRUTH we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets,
only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our
commonsense"
Simplest Truth!
One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
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Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . .
''The entry of new persons can make ur life more beautiful.
But this will not fill the place of missed ones....
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
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Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'! :P :P
Best Break Up Ever:
A Boy Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?
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Boy: Its "OVER"..!
That angry moment !!
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When a small kid hits you, Without any reason in front of his mom, And you can't do anything but smile =D xD !!
3 impossibilities in the world:
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- You cant count your hair.
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- You cant wash your eyes with
soap.
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- You cant breathe when your
tongue is out.
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Now please put your tongue
back inside,
you look like a dog..!! ;) :-P :D
Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'
some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?
who is the laziest person in the world?
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Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm
Hahahahabananahahahahahaha !!
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Hit "Like" if you didn't notice "banana" in above text...!!
NO CHEATING !! :P
Super lines:
"Eppothum, marakkamal irupathu friendship alla..!
"Enna nadanthalum, verukamal irupathu than unmaiyana friendship"
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
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A: Idli Maavu.. ;)
How can an elephant enter the small car.?
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Neenga evlo keela vandhu paathaalum... chance'eh illa... adhu mattum mudiyave mudiyaadhu....
:D :D :D
காதலித்து பார்....
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விண்ணில் மிதப்பாய்...!!
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காற்றில் பறப்பாய்.....!!!!
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நீரில் நடபாய்...!!!!!
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புறியவில்லையா...!!!!!
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செத்து போயிருவ பக்கி....!! :
A girl died n went to heaven.
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God was surprised to see her heart was still beating.
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God asked her, how come.
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The girl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for "over acting" :D :D
Nothing
Chumma
Onnumilla
Sonna Puriyaatha?
Sathyama Onnumilla
Sho…
athan onnum illa nu solren la
Sari vidunga
Good Morning.. PodhuMa?
Most Common Chat on Facebook:
Girl- "Hey"
Boy- "Hi"
Girl- "Wassup?"
Boy- "Nothing, you?"
Girl- "Me too."
Boy- "Cool"
Girl- "Yeah."
*End of conversation.
*Like if this happens to you*
One day Superstar & Superman
got int a fight,
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the bet was that whoever lost
the fight would have to wear
his underwear outside.
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The rest is history! :P
“என் மகனும் கரண்ட்டும் ஒண்ணு…”
“பையன் அவ்ளோ சுறுசுறுப்பா..?”
“ம்ஹூம்… ரெண்டுமே வீட்டுல இருக்கறதில்லை..!”
Oru paiyana pathu oru Alagana ponnu siricha enna artham….
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Theriyalaya?
Avan pozhappu sirippa sirikka poguthunnu artham
That "Ouch" moment....
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When I tried to hug the most beautiful person of earth...
and my nose hit the Mirror.
:D :P
Like IF YOU ARE A GIRL OR BOY
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OTHERWISE, JUST IGNORE :D :D
I saw her on facebook, I added
her.
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I saw her outside, and I deleted
her!
Purinja sirichukongo.... :P :D
The awkward moment
when u Realize
you’re sticking the pen in
your mouth,
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which u have
borrowed frm
other.... :/
How to Make a Wife Happy ??
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It's not so difficult
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Some Tips:
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Be a -
1.Friend
2.Companion
3.Lover
4.Chef
5.Electrician
6.Carpenter
7.Plumber
8.Mechanic
9.Decorator
10.Stylist
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51.Driver
52.Psychologist
53.Pest exterminator
54.Psychiatrist
55.Healer
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102.Good Listener
103.Organizer
104.Good Father.
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AND WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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255.Give her compliments
regularly
256.Take her for shopping
257.Be honest
258.Be very rich
259.Not stress her out
260.Not look at other girls
261.Remember birthdays &
anniversary etc.
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So Easy na !!?
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How to keep Husband happy?
1) Leave Him Alone
He will b the happiest person in
the world isn't it friends ?.......
Do u know which is the oldest animal in the World?
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Think!
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Well its,
Zebra
Coz its still in black and white!!
:P
(~_~) =► When a GIRL is quiet...
millions of things are running in her mind.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL is not arguing...
she is thinking deeply.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions...
she is wondering how long you will be around.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL answers 'I’m fine' after a few seconds...
she is not at all fine.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL stares at you...
she is wondering why you are lying.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL lays on your chest...
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL wants to see you everyday…
she wants to be pampered.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL says 'I love you'...
she means it.
(~_~) =► When a GIRL says 'I miss you'...
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
That awkward moment,
when you get home from School/ College,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking
"did I really look smart this all day?"
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