According to A Recent Study:
Cats : Meoowww !!
Dogs : Bhowww !
Ducks : Quack !!
Lions : Roarrr !!
Girls : Awwwwwwwwwwww :D
Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gud lookin..
2.Gudlookin girls r Not gud girls..
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single..
4.Gudlookin, gud & single girls have strong Brothers..
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers treat boyz as her brother...
:P
Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount
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|WEDDING DAY|
It is a Day
When a Boy sits on Stage with
his wife
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Watch other girls Dressed
beautifully
and
Thinks Where were these girls
before ? :D :p
A police asked to a thief, “Why
you went to stole same rack 3
times in a store?
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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole
one dress for my wife and I
came to change it twice.....
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but
types "Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my
hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English
Language
Dengus: Enanga ippadi switch boardla thani oothi kaluvuringa.. Shock adicheda pothu
Rangus: Thambi ne tamilnaduku puthusa..
EB rockzz.
Height Of FASHION
Father : Earlier you used to
call me papa. But now dad..???
Daughter : Oh Come on dad...
Calling u papa spoils my
lipstick...
:) :D
That happiest moment On Facebook .
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When you are fighting on some one status and your friends supports u by liking ur comments :P
Especially female friend :P :D
WARNING...!!!
Those people who don't SMOKE
OR DRINK...!!!
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One Day All Your Smoking and Drinking Friends will
Die and You Will be left
Alone...!!!
Latest way of proposing....
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Wanna be my facebook password ? ? ? :D
Innocent reply.
Kid- Teacher can i go 2 d toilet?
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Teacher- (Correcting him) May i go 2 d toilet??
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Kid- (sadly replies) But i asked first :-(
Veetuku kosu varamal iruka 3 tips;
1) veetu address thapa kodukanum.
2) light off pani vecha kosu.... epo than current ah illaiye , veetla yarum illanu nenachu poirum.
3) unga original photova kosu kitta kattunga athu udane alagula mayangum... Illanna bayandhu poi mayangidum....
Ha, ha,ha... Eppudi. . . . .!!!
Do You Know How It Feels To Love Someone Who Doesn't Love You...?
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It's Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport.....!
:P :D
Cop : Sir Ur Wife Has Met With An Accident, Will You Come To Identify The Body..?
Hubby : Bit Busy Right Now.. Can You Take Photo & Tag Me On FB?
If It's Her, I Will Click Like..!! :)
That awkward moment,
when you get home from School/ College,
and look at yourself in the mirror thinking
"did I really look smart this all day?"
-_-
That Awesome Moment When
You Are
The Only Student To Answer
The
Question In The Whole Class ;)
1st bench students are
intelligent,:) :)
until ... .
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last bench students don't
participate in the
competition ..!!!! ;-)
Love- kum, 7:29- kum Oru Otrumai Irukku…!!!
Ennanu Therumaa??
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Indha Rendukkum Apparam dhaan
(ELARAI) 7:30 Start Aaagum…
2 Interesting facts:
Fact1 - You can not touch
your lower lip with your tongue…
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Fact2 - After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
hit like if you done so...
At the beginning of
relationship, Every girl treats
her boyfriend as GOD.
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Later somehow alphabets get
reversed..;)
Life without Girls
The result is...
Markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
all mobile companies in loss
no SMS
no flowers
no valentine
no candles
no perfumes
all the men are directed to heaven
A Silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
DAMN TRUE:
Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall… ;->
Most dangerous qualities of
Girls !
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They Listen HALF,
Understand QUARTER,
Think ZERO,
React DOUBLE & Remember
FOREVER..:)
She Came. . . I Ignored her,
She Smiled. . . I kept Quiet,
She began to Speak.. I didn't Listen,
She sp0ke 2 hours I dint lstn...
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And then.
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She began to Leave.
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I Realized the Loss.
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And I Shouted..
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Madam..!! Please mark my Attendance ....
Dear March,
You look freakin' HOT this year.
Warm regards,
Air Conditioners.
That Awesome Moment When You Are The First To Take An Extra Sheet In Exam :D \m/
what a desperate singles think on the day of their marriage?
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finally, now I can change my Relationship status on FB :) :D
BREAKING NEWS :
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Dhoni blames Virat Kohli for delaying the team's return journey by 3 days. =))
Who is a Hero???
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He who converts his enemy into his friend.
Height of Good Luck..!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Last Bench Student: Who..? Me..?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down.
:D :P
"If I get 8 hours to cut a tree
i'll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife."
- Abraham Lincoln!
"If I get 8 hours to study
I'll spend 7hours to find my books."
– An Engineering Student!.
Rangus: Dad, I got Punished in school today
Dad: why?
Rangus: Teacher pointed scale towards me saying "At the end of this scale there is an idiot"
I just asked "which end..?" ;-)
Small Child: Who's that man and woman who come every night and disappear in morning??
Grand mother:Thank god you noticed them...
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They are your Parents... Both Are ENGINEERS..!!
What an awesome fact....
Little girls want Barbie dolls
and boys want expensive Cars ..
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When they grow up, their wants exchanges...
A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings...
Three best ways to give Exams_
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Look UP for inspiration
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Look DOWN for concentration &
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Look AROUND for information!.... ROFL
Wanna become topper in exam through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Studying...!! Lolz :-P
I’m having a serious problem
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Early this morning
I was reading the Newspaper
and
I found myself looking for the “LIKE” button!!!!!
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel:
"Oh God!
Please make Moscow the Capital
of China!"
The priest inquired:
"Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
Guys I'm Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services.....
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Give me a Loan & then Leave me alone. =))=))
Kindly suggest any.
After Accident:
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American: Its Fine Man...
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British: I am So Sorry...
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Australia: No Worries Dude...
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Germany: Are You Oĸay?
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India: Goyyaala... Kannu theriyaadhu unakku?
Kabhodhi... ootla soltu vantiya...?
illa ungappan oottu roadu'nnu nenachiya..?
Vandhuttaaainga... kalangaaathala... Saavu grakki!
(●̮̮̃•̃)
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A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said:
U R SO HOT BABY...
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Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
104°C kaaichal enakku,
Unakku nakkala irukka...??
Girls Rocks...Boys Shocks... Lols...
Biggest Lie Ever
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I've read the terms and conditions.
A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His
Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother
Saved Him
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He Met With An Accident ,
Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well,
Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,
Now No One Could Save
Him :D :P
Newton asked:
How to write 4 b/w 5?
1)Medicle student
: joke
2)Science student
:impossible
3)Managment student
:not found on
the internet
4)Engineering student
: F(IV)E
"Engineers Rock"
When you are going
through something hard
and wonder where God is....
Remember... the teacher is
always quiet during the test....!!!
One friend says to another:
"I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, MSN Messenger and Skype accounts."
2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a life?"
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1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link! I will make an account...
When studying for exams....
I love making
plans about what we are going
to do after the Exams :D
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What about you??
சுகர் இல்லாத (TEA) டீயும் .... பிகர் இல்லாத வாழ்க்கையும் கசப்புத்தான் ..
ஆனால் ....
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உடம்புக்கு நல்லது.... ;)
Read its very fast
wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow
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Awwwww! you sound like a
sweet puppy... :D
True fact :
No Matter How Much U Flirt the whole day,
In Night U Will Always End Up
Thinking About The One
U Truly Love..!! :)
Good Night Friends !!!
I hate my life :|
I just don't wanna live
anymore :C
I want to end my life </3
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Ohh ! Ok wait... Got my
Internet Connection back I'm
happy now :P =)
They are cute daughters,
They are sweet sisters,
They are lovely lovers,
They are darling wives,
They are adorable mothers,
They are source of strength,
They are WOMEN!
Wishing all you Women's,
A day as beautiful as you are! ;;) ♥ (*) ({}) O:)
A true Fact:
We live in a world where we panic if
our cellphone falls..
and
laugh if our friend falls..!! :/
:P :D
At an INDIAN bus stand, An
American Doctor got Heart
attack after reading a Book's
Name..!!
Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in
30Days". Rs 150/-
I think Facebook knew that
'wall' would retire and thats
the reason why it launched
timeline..:'(
Today is International Women's Day.
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It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.:D =D =))
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what
are you
doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the
most
beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww
♥ :'
( :D :D So sweet of
you :) :)
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Boy: But she is not replying
so I am
texting you...
Husband got divorced from his wife....!!!
Because he liked 'Like' 0n her status & wrote 'L0L'...!
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And her status was
'My Mom Just Died'......!!!!
One of the most frustrated moment..
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Whenever we type a lengthy msg to our friends or to our loved ones...
they simply send the reply as "K"...
HIT LIKE if u experience it :)
Enna use....????
10th,
12th
BA,
BSC
B.Tech,
M.Tech,
B.Com
M.Com
MBA,
LLB,
MBBS,
CA
Ivlo padichu enna use...????
Oru pani poori, Jilabi'ku english'la enna nu solla theriliye...?? cha... avamaanam....
ungalukku theriyuma..??
He Broke Her Heart....!!"
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"And She Broke His iphone 4G....!!!"
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I think We All Know Who Cried HARDER.. :P
Awsome lines by Charlie Chaplin
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"You need Power,
only when you want to do something Harmful",
Otherwise.....
"Love is Enough to get everything done".
Plz message me only between these timings
Morning: 6:00am - 11:59am
Noon: 12:00pm - 3:59pm
Evening: 4:00pm - 7:59pm
Night: 8:00pm - 5:59am
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Remaining time I work very seriously.!
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari ...........
Policemen arrives ......
Man:- (cried) Officer ! My brand new car ........
Police replied:- You're such materialistic ........
You even haven't notice that your left arm has been cut off ......
Man :- ( He looks at his left arm and yells )
OMG ! My Rolex watch .......
Enna koduma saravanan sir idhu...??
Ivana ellaaam thiruthaveeeee mudiyaadhu...!!
Facebook: i won't let u study....:@
Student: pls don't do this to me. i beg u....:(
Facebook: ok then log out and study........!
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Student: hey..hey... nee thappa mean pannitta.......... ok u win........
NOW show me whats new ?..D
Lovers decided to commit Suicide...
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boy jumped first.. :(
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Girl didnt jump :-/
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From that day started the
concept of
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Ladies First.. ;)
Things to do when earthquake strikes:
1st-Put it as FB status update (be a responsible FBuser)
2nd-say bye to friends
3rd-logout from Facebook
4th-delete browser history
5th-shut down PC properly by clicking on start and then shut down.
6th-take you r mobile, wallet, ATM card.
NOW RUN....................
Doctors After Operation & Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can't Say Anything Right Now!:P
Teacher: who is the President of Iraq?
Rangus: I don't know miss
Teacher: U need to focus more on ur studies.
Rangus: Pls Miss, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Yes.
Rangus: Do U know Angella
Teacher: Nope,why?
Rangus: U need to focus more on ur husband! =D
Whenever You Fall Down, Never Loose Hope,
Gather All Your Courage & Strength..
Jus Get Up & Say..
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"Waiiiterr, ONE MORE VODKA Pleeeaaaase.....
Son: Dad can you write in dark?
Dad: Yes but why?
Son: To sign in my report card.
The Awkward moment 0n FB.
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When you c0mment 0n someone's status
& they completely ignore your comment,
But keeping answering 0ther's comments :p
LIKE if u agree ;)
Teacher: Why did you not write your handwritting?
Rangus: I wrote it sir.
Teacher: But your note book is blank.
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Rangus: Actually i did nt know ink was finished
Thoongunaalum, ink theenthaalum niruthaama homework eludhuvom'la...!
You never know what you have
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until you clean your room.. ;)
Click On LIKE if u Agree..:P
