Definition of "LIKE" button on facebook..
Girls believe that it will cost Rs.5 for hitting like button 1 time
N they don't like anything except their own status,
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where as boys knw that its completely free of cost
N effectively utilize it to impress girls :-D :-P
Smartest Way to remember your password (-_-)..
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Just Change aLL your Passwords to 'incorrect'
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So Whenever you Forgets,
The ComPuter wiL Remind you,
"your Password is incorrect"
:D ;) (-_-)(-.-)
The below stunts can only performed by highly trained professionals.. !!
Pls don't try this at home..!!
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Open ur books, Keep ur mobile off & start studying..!!
Friday night:
Forgetting all the problems
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Monday morning:
Remembering all the problems..!
Ohhhh... Shit..... it's monday again....!!!
Friends... It's a riddle time... Let see how many of u giving a correct answer...!!
Parrot sit on elephant and elephant died imdtly... How..?
What's Marriage?
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MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person
Non-sense.
The pain of losing a lover is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when...
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Biscuit falls into the tea due to over dipping :P :P :D
What happens when a lion roars..?
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Tom and Jerry cartoon starts.. :D
Eppavume brilliant'ah ve think panna koodaadhu... appappa konjam kolandha thanamum venum ;)
What happens when an elephant sits on a mercedes..?
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Mercedes Ben(d)z
Marana mokka (nu eppadiyum neenga solveenga... adhaan ippo naan mundhikitten...)
I think RBI should declare..
"Eclairs" as the new i rupee and
"Chloromint" as the new 50 paisa...
Coz....
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ellaa kada kaarangalum, sillaraaikku badhila idha thaan tharaango boz...
but naama kudutha mattum vaanga maattendraanga :(
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Rangus: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
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Rangus: No, but the boy who sits next to me was!
After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
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Santa: In London a lady asked me... Are you a foreigner?
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
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Rangus: "All are born on government holidays...!
Ayyyyoooo..... ennoda doubt'ah theekka indha logathula yaarume illayaaa????
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Color of Orange is orange, but whty the color of Apple is not APPLE..???!!!!
Plz Plz Plz Dont Read Below:
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I knw u can't wait,
So,CONGRATZ!
U R D 1st FOOL OF 2012,
APRIL FOOL in advance
Father: why is ur mother sitting so silently today.
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Son: nothing dad, she asked for lipstick, I heard fevistick.
Father: You've done a great job my son.... kayya kudu... kayya kudu... :D
A middle aged Man to a smoking Kid :-
"you should not smoke. It's dangerous for your health"
Kid : My Grandpaa lived for 100 years.
Man : did He smoke?
Kid : No, He used to mind his own business. :D=D =))
A honest fact of life:
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"We always have the perfect solutions to all the problems which are not ours"
Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America ?. . . . .
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Guess . . . . . . . . . .
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One more try... Nalla think panni paarunga.....
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Father's Day ! .
80% don't Know WHom to wish..
Someone Said:
Love happens automatically...
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But..!!!
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Manual working is called Flirting!!! :D ♥
(Local bashai'la sonna Jolllllllllu...)
Do you Agree???
Girls yen eppavume ivlo kammiya pesuraanga...??!!
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Ada keela vandhu ennatha thedureenga...
Joke mela irukku... ponga... ponga... ;)
Doctor: Mrs.Nandini gud news for u....!!
Nandini: What do u mean by Mrs.Nandini...? I am miss Nandini.
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Doctor: O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News for u..!!
Height of facebook addiction :-
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A boy's fb status :
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I m online on fb during lecture, hahaha :-)
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¤ comment from his teacher "Get out of the class now" :-P
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Principal liked that coment :-P
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Watchman comented
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"Seekiram vaada... bore adikkudhu... poi oru dhum pottu varalaam...." :-D
Marriages may be made in Heaven .
But . . .
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The Maintenance Charges have to be paid on Earth . . . !=D
True Fact:
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Most stress is caused by three things;
Family,
Money
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Family with no Money.
Syllabus -80 GB
We study - 80 MB
Retails in mind -80KB
Write in exam - 80 Bytes
Result comes in binary digits i.e.
00
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10
11
Sir: "What is Difference between mechanical & software engineer?"
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Rangus: “A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic....
But a software engineer cannot become a software!” ;-)
TIPS:
How to save 25 paisa per year?
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Ada ppaavame... verum 25 paisa micham pidikka kooda ivlo adithadiya..
Paavam romba kaanju poirupeenga pola irukke.....
ponga ponga... poi vera nalla velayaa paarunga....
Funny but true....
combined study is meeting
with friends
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where all aspects of the world are
discussed
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except studies.. :D
hit the like if u r agree !
In Chennai.. A man was found murdered on
26/1/1992 by afternoon at his house.
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His wife called police
Police questioned everyone
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Wife: Sir I was sleeping wen the murder took place
cook: I was cooking
Gardener: I was picking vegetables
House maid: I wen to the post office
Children: We went to play
Neighbor: We wen to a marriage.
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Police arrested the murderer immediately.
who is it???
Comment with reason.....
Physics would have been much easier..
If..
If..
If..
If..
If..
If..
If..
If..
If..
“Tree” had fallen on Newton’s
head instead of Apple..
Successful people carry two things on their face:
Smile & Silence
Smile to solve d problems..!!
Silence to avoid the problems!
Good morning friends ♥
Seven complicated facts about Women:
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1. They believe in saving.
2. Still they go out & buy xpensive clothes.
3. Always buy xpensive clothes but never have anything 2 wear.
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
Extremely Complicated !!;):)
"RIVERS"
Never Go
"REVERSE"
So Try To Live Like A RIVER,
Forget Ur PAST & Focus On Ur FUTURE..
ADMIT IT! AND HIT LIKE IF U DID
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You've done one of these !
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1)Walked into a room,forgot
what you needed,walked out,
and then remembered..!
2)When you were younger,drew
the sun in the corner of the
paper..!
3)When you were little,thought
d shape of a real heart was
actually ''♥''..!
4)Closed the fridge door really
slow,just 2 c wen the lights
went off..!
5)Tried 2 balance the
light,between the ON & OFF button..!
Old Saying:
Think before you Speak
New Saying:
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Google before you Post ;)
1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..??
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2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit redial..
! :P :D
Two married women discussing.
FIRST: Widows are better than us.
SECOND: How??
FIRST: At least they know where their Husbands are..:)
Woman's Tounge,
And
Man's Eye..!!
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Rest only wen they die..!
The Awkward M0ment
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"When Teacher Start Lecture By Saying...
"As We Already Kn0w"
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Actually We Kn0w only the TIME... :D :D
Vaalum varai vaalkai..
Vellum varai tholvi..
Sirikum varai kanneer..
Uthirum varai pookkal..
Maraiyum varai nilavu..
En maranam varai
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Nam Natpu
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HAVE A JOYFUL SUNDAY FRIENDS
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Good Morning ♥
An ordinary person will be with books
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But an extraordinary person will be in that book..
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Be an extraordinary person like ME..
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Yeah..!!
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I'm in
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"FACE BOOK"
;)
I feel sorry for the kids of my generation.
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They'll have parents who know how to check their browsing history
:p :D
Boy reached home very late at night.
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Father (angrily):where were you???
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Boy: i was at friends home!
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Father called his 10 friends,
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4 answered:"yes Uncle! he was here with me."
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3 answered:"he just left a little while ago."
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2 answered:"he is still here and we are studying."
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and the last one crossed all limits he answered,
"hello Papa! i will come late tonight."
Friends rocks... :D
Rangus: Today i received a message then my phone switched off imdly..
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Dengus: Oh god.. What was the message...??
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Rangus: Battery low...
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Dengus: is it...? Jus Forward it to me... I'll send it to all my enemies..
;)
Let's be honest here !!
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whenever you get a new phone,
you treat it like a new born baby =D
Most regretting moment :|
Completed assignments bywriting late night
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and forget it to put in college bag.....!!! :/ :P
"1+2+3= 10" How it came..?
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Think!
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Dont know?
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Use your brain
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OK i will teLL u HOw it came
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"BY MISTAKE"... :P
The longest distance for a Morning Walk is.....
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From bed to the Floor.
Especially on a Monday. Oops... It's Monday again...
If i would ever get a magic lamp with 3 wishes i would ask for a loaf of bread, a cup of milk and..
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a thousand more magic lamps :>
dont take me lightly :D
Punch solli romba naalaachu... solren kelunga...
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Oorla ethanaiyo kosu irunthalum, facebook la irukkura orey HI-Tech kosu naan than!!!!
Dialog Ubayam: Shyam Rathinam Shankar
Idha naan pora edathula ellam solla solli... sathiyama avarukku kaasu yedhum kudukkala... nambunga.... ;)
A B C D... alphabet ellarukkum theriyum... Oruvela theriyalanna...
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A for ARISTOCRAT
B for BAGPIPER
C for CONTESSA
D for DIRECTORS' SPECIAL
E for EIGHT PM
F for FUN DROP
G for GODFATHER
H for HAYWARDS
I for IMPERIAL BLUE
J for JONNIE WALKER
K for KINGFISHER
L for LIME DROP
M for McDOWELL'S
N for NICOLAS
O for OLD MONK
P for PETER SCOTCH
R for ROYAL STAG
S for SIGNATURE
T for TEACHER'S SCOTCH
U for UNI BOUL
V for VAT 69
W for WHITE HALL
X for XXX RUM
Y for YANKEY
Z for ZABARDAST ZINGARO
Padinga, padinga... kudichukitte padinga....
(எச்சரிக்கை: குடி குடியை கெடுக்கும். குடிப்பழக்கம் உடல் நலத்தை கெடுக்கும்)
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on
Phone instead of sheets
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because today's students have more typing speed
then writing speed :P :D
When parents care we call it restriction
but when girlfriend restrict we call it...
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awww Choo Chuweet ^-^
Friend fail aanaa namakku varra kavalaiya vida....
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adhe friend
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1st ah varumbo varra kavalai irukke... appapppaaaaaa..... ;)
My nights are becoming sleepless,
My days are becoming useless,
My friend asked
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'ARE YOU in LOVE?'
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"Current illadaa Eruma!"
TamilNadu rocks!!!
SMILE :):):)
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It comes free of cost. So, Smile always..
No matter how Busy a Person is..
If they really care, They'll always find Time for you.
For example
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Ranguski.
Hit like if u really love Ranguski..
Top answers of teachers if they dont knw d answers:-.
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1) I think d question is wrong
2) I'll tel u 2mrw
3) Don't ask foolish questions
4) U'll study dis in d nxt class
& d most famous 1,
5) Nice question,raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 dis ?
(If no one raises)
Then it is an assignment 4 U..
:P:P:D
Pakistan will meet Bangladesh in Final.
And
India will meet SriLanka at
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the Dhaka Airport .. :D
Teacher: You Idiot!
At Your Age Einstein Ranked 1st In His Class
Wht About You?? (o.O)
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Student: Sir At Ur Age Hitler Committed Suicide
Wht About You?? (**,)
It's Top Secret..!! :O :O
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And It's Bottom Secret..!! :D :P
Meaningful line written on Women Shoe Shop:
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"20% Off......
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If purchased within 10 minutes";-) :P
True........
Choosing a girlfriend from 10 girls is very confusing,
Even if you pick the most
beautiful, intelligent, kindest girl,
There's still pain of losing the
other 9! ... =P =D
Small things hurt a lot....
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Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...:p
Ok, it's 3:30,
I'll start studying at 4:00.
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Damn, 04:03, I missed it.
Ok Now I'll Start at 05:00 !! :P
Unga lover kitta irundhu
Romantic'ah... Kavidhaiya... message vandha....
Sandhoshapadunga... But...
Edhukkum konjam alert'ah irunga
Coz..
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Andha romantic messge avangalukku
Vera oruthar forward pannadha kooda irukkalaam...
Think.... Think... Think...
(Appaaadaa innikku oru time bomb fix panniyaachu... enga vedikkudhu'nu paappom..) ;) ;) ;)
Let's see how many can answer this puzzle:
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A man wanted to enter a CLUB
Every member knew the password,
The man was hidden besides the wall & tried to listen the pasword.
A member came, watchman said 'TWELVE'
Member replied 6,
Watchman opened door.
Another member came, watchman said 'SIX'
Member replied 3,
Watchman opened door.
Man thought he got d PASWORD
He went at door,
Watchman said 'EIGHT'
Man replied 4, Watchman din't opened door.
What was d PASSWORD?
Beat this
What are the next two letters in the following series and why?
W A T N T L I T F S _ _
80% of the final exam will be based on
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the one lecture you missed
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the one topic you didn’t read :/ =P
When parents care we call it restriction
but when girlfriend restrict we call it...
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awww choo shweet ^-^
Friend fail aanaa namakku varra kavalaiya vida....
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adhe friend
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1st ah varumbo varra kavalai irukke... appapppaaaaaa..... ;)
| Height Of Non-Sense |
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| Depth Of Non-Sense | xD xP
I feel sorry for the kids of upcoming generations!
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They'll have parents who know how to check their browsing history!
:P :D
When Parents Care...
we call it Restriction !!
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When Boyfriend Restricts...
*Oh my God!
He is so "Caring!":->
:-P:-P
"Idiot Girls" :D
Three keys to success:
1) Know more than other.
2) Work more than other.
3) Expect less than other.
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on
Phone instead of sheets
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?10 reasons why i am lazy.
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rehne de yaar itna kaun likhega...
Small things hurt a lot....
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Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...:p
Rangus went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next....
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Idhula vera design kaattunga paappom... :D
When Everyone has left you
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No one is around you
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You are Standing alone in some corner of this world..
Always Remember One Thing,
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Its the Best Time to Adjust your
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UNDERWEAR ;) x) :P :D \m/....
hahahahahaahhahahaha
Who is the best Girl in your Life???
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The Next One
Todays Trend :
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Facebook Is Social Networking*
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Conditions Apply
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*Relatives Are Not Allowed ;)
Why is Facebook such a hit?
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It works on the principle that-
People are more interested in others life
than their own
Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay My-
Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.
And don't forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.
If I have some money left after that I will do business.
Sincerely,
An Indian...........:-)
Everything in the world is beautiful depending on context :
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A School bell sounds annoying at 9am :(
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but the same sounds melodious at 3pm :)
Being Someone's FIRST LOVE is Great...!
But Being Someone's LAST LOVE is Beyond PERFECT... ♥♥
Very Touching Family Luv:
Girl: Do u luv me more thn ur family?
Boy: No
Girl: Why?
Boy: K, listn to dis
"Wen I started to walk, I fell, u wre not dere 2 pick me up,
bt my mom was.
When I went outside, u wer nt der 2 hold my finger
bt my dad was.
When I cried, u didnt gve me ur toys 2 play
bt my brother n sister did.
My family iz more precious thn anythng else"
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GIRL: awwww. . . Bt wen u felt romantic, ur family wasn't thr to do romance wth u..
Avangalaye kattittu alu po.... good bye...!
The sad moment when...
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... Someone copies your status and they get more likes and comments then you ! :P
Factu...Factu...Factu...Factu...Factu...Factu...Factu...Factu...
In 2010, Our SuperStar released a film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010, Robots will release a film named SuperStar...
Thalaivar Rocks... Long live thailaiva...
Rangus grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge....
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I'll study.
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There's nothing special in this status,
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Except..! The person reading it. ♥ ♥
Good evening my dear friends...
Teacher To Rangus Dad:-
Your Son Is A FOOL...... See Report Card.........
Eng..........2
Maths......5
Science...7
Sst............8
Tamil.......3
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Rangus Dad:- Ennadhu "Total"la 25 marks'ah??!! Adhisayam thaan ponga... But andha subject'ku ivan engayum tuition ponadhe illaye...!!
"Pengal illai endral aangaluku aaruthal solla aal illai.." - Shakespeare
"pengal illai endral aangalukku aaruthal sollave thevai illai".. – Hitler
The Most Tense Moment Is That
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When You Hear Everyone Turn The Page Of Their Exam Paper
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You're Still Reading The Question Paper... :-|
According to British Psychology, The Following are True, Regarding your Month of Birthday !!!
Jan / Peace Maker !
Feb / Sacrificing Nature !
Mar / Playfull But Clever & Understand Things Quickly.
Apr / Powerfull & Charming.
May / Lucky & Caring.
Jun / Lovable but Funny
Jul / Knowledgeable.
Aug / Great & Loveable.
Sep / Surprising.
Oct / Adament but Nice.
Nov / Understaning.
Dec / Brilliant but Silly
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I'm a Peace Maker.... And you..?
