A GIRL can be your best friend,
A worst enemy,
A cute sister,
A lovely sweetheart or
A real stupid..
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It all depends on how u treat her..♥
♥ ♥ Hit Like , ...If u Agree ♥
Scooby Doo : Taught me to never be afraid of screwing up
Tom and Jerry : Taught me friendship.
Courage the cowardly dog : Taught me to over come my fears.
J. I. Joe : Taught me team work. Alladin : Taught me nothing is impossible
Mickey Mouse : Taught me to be good person.
Chip n dale : Taught me no matter how small you can still rock on.
Richie rich : Taught me to never feel proud.
Dexter : Taught me that science was fun.
Shinchan : Taught to enjoy my life
Mr. Bean : taught me to make everyone laugh
They were cartoons to all
but for me.....
They were my teachers.. ♥
A Heart-breaking Message written under the wall clock in an examination hall:
"Time Will Pass!!!
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But Will You...? :p
Principal- Innila irundhu girls hostel pakkam yaaraachum poneenga.. Fine kattanum....
1st time- 100 rs.
2nd time- 200 rs.
3rd time- 300 rs.
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Rangus- Sir, monthly pass evlo varum sir..........?
A Serious Doubt :
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If A Poison Has A Expired Date..
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Then, Its Less poisonous Or More Poisonous..???? :D
yaaraachu tast panni paathu sollungalen... please....
Good day is not created by god, not designed by me & not prepared by u.!
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Good day is created by the BRITANNIA company...!
Good morning frndss...
That Awkward Moment
When U R Talking To Your Parents
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& Suddenly The Topic Is Changed To Studies :P :D
If girl is in love her parents ask : who is that idiot ?
If boy is in love , his parents ask : Idiot, who is that girl ?
MORAL : No matter who is in love , boys are always IDIOTS :( :( :
Wife buys a dozen underwear of the same color for her husband.
The husband protested saying "Why buy me the same color?
People will think I never change underwear!
Wife asked, "Which people?"
There was total silence
A Negative person sees a glass of water half empty...
A Positive person sees it half full....
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A REALISTIC person adds 60 ml. WHISKEY to it and says "CHEERS"....... !!!!!!!
Don't Kill Yourself Over A Girl....
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Coz She Will Bring Another Boy To Your Funeral.
*FUN GAME*
Choose your month of birth
January: I went with
February: I spent the night with
March: I killed
April: I tickled
May: I slapped
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I'm married
September: I beat
October: I dressed as
November: I fired
December: I slept with
THEN FIND THE DAY OF YOUR
BIRTHDAY:
1: A robot
2: my teacher
3: A mechanic
4: My Best Friend
5: An Elephant
6: a zombie
7: A man
8: a chair
9: A cat
10: a mouse
11: a girl
12: Abderrahim
13: a baboon
14: SpongeBob
15: a carrot
16: nurse
17: a criminal
18: a child
19: a banana
20: a little shit
21: Mr I know everything
22: pikatchu
23: a hamster
24: a pokemon
25: an alien
26: a whale
27: a black cat
28: a ghost
29: a dancer
30: a guy
31: A computer
AND FINALLY THE 1ST LETTER
OF YOUR FIRST NAME:
A: To save the future
B: for I (the) hate
C: and I like that
D: only 5 DH
E: Because I do not like it
F: And I am beautiful / beautiful
G: To be satisfied / satisfied
H: And it was weird but cool
I: to give me the value
J: and I find it funny
K: for any reason
L: and I celebrated it with Mom
M: to be a hero
N: because I like to do that
O: because I love life
P: just for fun
Q: and it hurt
R: Abderrahim because I was asked
S: for my boyfriend / girlfriend
T: I was dark and a dog on it
U: because I'm crazy
V: and I calmed down at the end
W: for I have no friends
X: and I feel a smell coming from my feet
Y: and makes me happy
Z: and it's a secret
Post your sentence as comment below !
And also watch which will be the funniest? =p
Doctor : உங்களுக்கு இருக்கிற வியாதி குணமாகணும்னா நீங்க மீனும்
கோழியும் சாப்பிடறதை நிறுத்தித்தான் ஆகணும்.
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நோயாளி : எப்படி doctor அதுங்க சாப்பிடறதை நான் நிறுத்த முடியும்????
What is Will Power:
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its When you see 10 notification, 20 msgs and 30 frnd requests.....
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And still you Click "LOGOUT";) :-P
This is for all the my friends:
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Dσ чσυ киσω ωнɑτ ιs τнe Dιffєяєиτ Bєτωєєи υя sмιlє ɑиd мч sмιlє ?
υ sмιlє ωнǝи υ ɑяє нɑρρч ɑиd ι sмιlє ωнǝи ι sєє υ нɑρρч. :)
In a Botany Class :
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Teacher : because of the change in hormones, A Fruit get ripens & falls off the tree !!
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Rangus : Poor Newton ! He thought it's because Of Gravity ;)
x) :P :D \m/
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft
Product?
Sam: MS Excel
John: MS Word
Matt: MS Powerpoint
Rangus: After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni....
Correct'ah thaane sonne... appuram yean andha teacher ennaya mothunaanga?
பாகிஸ்தானில் அச்சடிக்கப்பட்ட கள்ள நோட்டுகள் கோவையில் பறிமுதல் !!!
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# இங்க ஒழுங்கா கரண்டு இருந்தா இவண் ஏன் பாகிஸ்தான் போக போறான்.....(:-)
Rangus called at airport:-
"How long is the journey from Tamilnadu to USA?"
Receptionist:- "1 second, sir."
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Rangus disconnected & said:- 1 second'la poidalaamaam'la... cha... olagam evlo fast'ah irukku... :)
Dengus promoted to MANAGER
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And he conveyed this matter to his wife in a different manner
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Suddenly his wife gone to COMA.
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Appadi avan enna thaan sonnaan...
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Innila irundhu nee oru MANAGER kooda vaazhka nadatha pora...
Don't Kill Yourself Over A Girl....
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Coz She Will Bring Another Boy To Your Funeral.Rangus to Taxi Driver:
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Sidhi Vinayagar kovil poveengala????
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Taxi Driver: Ohhhh... Povene...!!
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Rangus: ha... good.. appo anga unda katti tharuvaanga..
varumbodhu enakkum serthu rendu urunda vaagittu vaanga ok..?!!
Rangus Rocks...!!! Taxi driver Shocks...!!!
1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:
"Telii Slate Acchi Hai Yaal...":))
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2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Saale ...!! :D
"Not a Joke"
A Child asked God: If everything is already written in our destiny, then why we pray?
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God smiled and said: May be in few places I have written
"AS YOU WISH"
I asked a LKG boy:
How is your life ?
He smiled and answered:
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Yup..... She's fine :) :P
Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash ?
Rangus: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control.
Policeman: Then what happened ?
Rangus: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left. You tell which would I hit ?
Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage.
Rangus: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him ! :D xD
Diff between insult and achievement......:
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if u cry seein ya question paper,
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its an insult...
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but,but,but,
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if u make teacher cry seein ya answer paper its an achievement.
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so keep on achievin'g :D:D xP
DRIVING SCHOOL TEACHER:
"What do you do if you see a red signal at traffic?”
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Rangus : "I usually respond to texts, check my emails & Facebook." xD :P
Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. . Wow. . .:)
Every Tears Is A Sign 0f....
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Cutting 0ni0ns..!:<
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Every Silence Is A Sign 0f....
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Zer0 Balance..!:-<
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Every Smile Is A Sign 0f....
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Daily Brushing..!:-)
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Life Is So Simple.
D0nt Make It C0mplex With The Difficult Explanations... :D
Hit "LIKE" if you totally forgot about this....
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24 hours power supply in Tamilnadu... ;)
A handsome dog said to a beautiful bitch on a
candlelight dinner near a romantic
river in open moonlight-
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"BOW BOW BOW BOW"
Romantic'ah thaan sonnuchu... but enakku thaan puriyala... unngalukku....???
Fact'u....
In College,
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Buying a Pen And having
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is a Bigger Achievement
dan having a Girlfrnd!
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
... A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside The
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
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"PODHUM PODHUM.. SQUAD VARRAAN
EDUTHU OLICHU VAINGA.. MM.. SEEKIRAM.." :P :P
Always Speak the Truth to Your Parents
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Run Away Immediately After Speaking It :P :D
nINNNAAAA...??? mAVANE nEE sETHA......!!!!
Every Woman has her own unique taste & color.
The problem is the Men
They seem to LOVE
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Fruit Salad ;) :P
If the world ends in 2012............
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then I've wasted my entire life in study
First time in Ranguski
18+
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10-20+2-10= 0
Purila..?? Mutta.. Mutta...
Simple calculation... isn't it..??
Neenga romba aavala edhirpaarthu vandhadhu kidaikkaliya...??
ha.ha.ha.. yeamaandha April Fool.. College'u Kaapi Thool... :P ;)
FACEBOOK STORY.....!!
Add as friend----->
Approve----->
Write something on wall----->
Intro----->
Everyday chatting---->
Ask number phone--->
Texting----->
Calling----->
Meet----->
Express love----->
Couple----->
Make relationship status----->
Hangout----->
Misunderstanding---->
Fight----->
Break up----->
Unfriend----->
Block----->
Add New friend----->
That Awesome feeling when, you wake up in the middle of night & realize you still have time to sleep ;)
Distance don't matter when people live in heart ♥ :)
My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working... :O
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Then I Realised that my Neighbours haven't paid the bill....
How irresponsible they are...!!!! :/... :@
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O
There is only one person who could ever make you happy,
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and that person is
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"Ranguski" :)
he..he..he... ada oru velambarooooo....
Rangus Mokka Magic:
Think of a number between 0 and 20
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Add 32 to it
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Multiply by 2
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Subtract 1
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Now close your eyes
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Its dark isn't it? :P
Naanthaan mokka magic'nu sonnen'la... Appuramum ivlo thooram vandhu bulbu vaanga solli ungala yaaru adicha..?
Hit Like If You Think Itx True ..!!!
Highly disappointing situations-
1. Ur Best friend weds ur lover :'(
2. A close friend avoiding without reason ;(
3. 10 mark question asked for 2mark :(
4. Principal sitting near u on tour :(
5. extremely good looking guy/girl crossing u wen u r with ur mom/dad :(
6. Teachers distributing ur test papers in front of ur juniors :/
7. Friend calling on b'day n not wishing :@
8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped messaging :O
9. Leaving dis post without liking it too :((((((((((
A man inserted an ad in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine."
¤ Love her when she sips on your coffee or tea.
She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for you ♥
¤ Love her when she "pushes" you to pray.
She wants to be with you in Jannat (Paradise) ♥
¤ Love her when she asks you to play with the kids.
She did not "make" them on her own ♥
¤ Love her when she is jealous.
Out of all the men she can have, she chose you ♥
¤ Love her when she has annoying little habits that drives you nuts.
You have them too ♥
¤ Love her when her cooking is bad.
She tries.(But Yours is just awesome) ♥
¤ Love her when she looks disheveled in the morning.
She always grooms herself up again ♥
¤ Love her when she asks to help with the kids homework.
She only wants you to be part of the home ♥
¤ Love her when she asks if she looks fat.
Your opinion counts, so tell her she's beautiful ♥
¤ Love her when she looks beautiful.
She's yours so appreciate her ♥
¤ Love her when she spends hours to get ready.
She only wants to look her best for you ♥
¤ Love her when she buys you gifts you don't like.
Smile and tell her it's what you've always wanted ♥
¤ Love her when she has developed a bad habit.
You have many more and with wisdom and politeness you have all the time to help her change ♥
¤ Love her when she cries for absolutely nothing.
Don't ask, tell her its going to be okay ♥
¤ Love her when she suffers from PMS.
Buy chocolate, rub her feet and back and just chat to her (trust me this works!) ♥
¤ Love her when whatever you do is not pleasing.
It happens and will pass ♥
¤ Love her when she stains your clothes.
You needed a new thobe (kurta) anyway ♥
¤ Love her when she tells you how to drive.
She only wants you to be safe ♥
¤ Love her when she argues.
She only wants to make things right for both ♥
¤ Love her she is yours.
You don't need any other special reason ♥ :)
Good Morning Friends ♥
An Outstanding Quote:
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"You are worthy until u have sumthing that money cannot buy..!
Nice saying:-
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"Every one has a 'Best Friend' during each stage of life".
But
"Only Lucky Ones have the Same friend in all stages of life".
Math teacher to Student - If your father earns 1 thousand dollars per month and gives 75% of the money to your mom , what’ll your mom get ?
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Student - HEART ATTACK !!!
