24 - 25 is not a nice age for man
¤ Your Ex Girlfriends are getting married :p
¤ Your career has just started (~_~)
¤ Elders treat you as unproven theorems :3
¤ College guys feel that you are too Old to have in there Group :/
¤ You seem to enjoy both Cartoons and News :D
¤ You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight :(
¤ You are not invited for weekend Cricket matches :|
¤ Every Aunty you meet asks"Eppo marriage panna pora kanna" :p
¤ Every Uncle asks "Career ena plan pannirukka pa" :/ :D
¤ When the Reality is that you areJust riding the wave and going with the Flow ;)
¤ You have all the confidence in the world but Little achievements to show :)
¤ You Already have the First hand experience of Life ;)
¤ You know that whatever you have been taught about the World in school has been sheer waste of time (-____-)
¤ You can be denied a Job even after passing the test and you could be given a Job if you know someone placed high enough :/:p
¤ Politics till now was a Dirty word but now you feel it everywhere :|
¤ You know now Love is not that Blind and that Friendship has its Terms & conditions :)
¤ You know there's nothing for Granted and free Lunches are notfree. Your Overconfidence is now making way for a humble conscience !! :D
¤ You now Know it is not exactly what we thought it would be :p
Santa, the film producer, planned a remake of the classic English film, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" in Hindi.
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Santa named it.....
"Main, Meri Biwi aur Uski Maa"X_X =)) =))
2 lovers sitting at petrol pump
boy friend -honey from tomorrow v will met here only......nobody comes here!!!!! ;;):p:p =D =))
Wenevr u r nt feeling unwell without ny reason,
go n hug d special 1in ur life coz smtimes u dnt need medicins u just need d magical touch...:)
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thé pèr$ôñ ýõú wåñt tø bé online is not.:-)
Tip to reduce alcohol
consumption: Before marriage
drink only on the days when u r
sad, after marriage drink only
on days when u r Happy.! ;):D
Facebook chat slang’s
ASAP- As Soon As Possible
GN- Good Night
M/F- Are You Male or Female?
IDK- I don’t Know
SD- Sweet Dreams
BRB- Be Right Back
JK -Just Kidding
Tnx -Thanks
BTW- By The Way
K- Okay
TY -Thank You
ROFL -Rolling on Floor Laughing
LOL- Laugh out Loud
TTYL -Talk to you later
FYI- For Your Information
WTF- What The F**k
FB- Facebook
WTH- What the hell
GM- Good Morning
LMK- Let Me Know
zzz- Sleeping
BFF- Best Friends Forever
Jk- Just kidding
B4- Before
L8- Late
gr8- great
plz- please
sry- sorry
bbz- babes
kk- okay
kl- cool
like if it is useful to you....
Girl Loves without any special reason.
Cares without any condition.
Laughs at her own stupidity.
Helps the maximum she can.
Caries at someone eles's pain.
Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty. Sweety & sincere
Thats Me?
Thats U ?
Thats a GIRL?
Proud to be a Girl...............?
trust is like an eraser... it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake...
The three most difficult words to say ,
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Tank Full Kardo =))
It's a TONGUE TWISTER:
"A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD"
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Try it a few tyms nd u'll end up sound in lyk a
Pigeon..! ;)
Height Of Insult ..
Teacher : Sit in Front.
Student : No, I'll take seat In a back for a ReasOn..
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I don't Want to see Ur Ugly Face In HD
Best From School Times :
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Seriously,
I salute you..!! :D
Santa : yaar baata duniya mai kitne desh hai??
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Banta : aare pagal duniya mai ek hi to desh hai
jiska naam India hai aur baki to videsh hai.....
Do u know who
is d best couple
in this universe?
"Smile & Tears"
Rarely they meet,
but if they meet
that will be the most gorgeous moment ever
Epic Conversation between Husband and Wife
Wife : You had lunch?
Husbnd: You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love u.
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Husband: I had Lunch :P
Similarity
between;)
FACEBOOK & JAIL.
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In both cases You sit, waste time
and write on Walls..! :P
When a girl is in love....
Nobody knows except the girl.....!
When a boy is in love...
Everybody knows except the girl....!
Hit like if you agree...
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed....
Hit like if you too...!
After that "Soppana Sundari" tragedy... one more secret is still unrevealed....
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"Thattaanukku sattai pottaal, kuttai payyan kattayaal adippaan..."
Avan yaar....????!!!!
One man had a child
1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
child said
ping pong ball
2'nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
4th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
5th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
6thb'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
he got married
at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball
25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
his kids become 15 yrs old
40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
41st b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
time for his death
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?
He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...
Then those people gave him a ping pong ball
He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
he said.
I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because
And he DIED... BEFORE he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedyyy! What a tragedyyy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Now don't look at me like thissssssssssssssss>:O >:O >:O ..
Why should I suffer alone receiving this?
Two fundamentals of cool life -
Walk, like you are the king.
Or Walk, like you don't care who is the king.
Enjoy LIFE in your own way....
"ஜனாதிபதி வேட்பாளரை தேர்ந்தெடுப்பதில் சிக்கல்"
- செய்தி
ரங்குஸ் # யார தேர்ந்தெடுத்தாலும் ரப்பர் ஸ்டாம்ப்பா தான் யூஸ் பண்ண போறீங்க.. அதுக்கு எதுக்குடா இவ்ளோ பெரிய விளம்பரம்....!!!???
"எதிரி நாட்டு மன்னன் நம்மை மிகவும் கேவலப்படுத்தி விட்டான் மன்னா ..."
"என்ன செய்தான் தளபதியாரே ? "
"போர்களபாதையில் கன்னி வெடிகளுக்கு பதிலாக கிழவி வெடிகளை புதைத்து வைத்துள்ளானாம்..."
13 Best moments of Life : ;)
- To fall in LOVE
- To clear your last Exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
- To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON.
- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
- To touch the fingers of newly born child.
- To Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..
- waiting for a call or message from ur loved one when u r alone.
- Walking alone on a silent road at night & listening to your favourite songs...
- Driving the car on a highway while it's raining .
- Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror. hah..... feels just awesome........
- and the last one is
- right now .....
-while reading this message there was constant smile on ur face..
which was 1 of the best moment i believe...
keep smiling ...:) ;)
Girl : *crying*
♥
Guy : Whats wrong?
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Girl : Nothing.
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Guy : *hugs the girl* and said Sorry .
♥
Girl : Why did you say sorry?
♥
Guy : Cause I wasn't there to protect you from the person who made you cry.
I asked my Heart ♥: Why can't I Sleep at Night ?
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My Heart told me:
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Because you have already Slept in the class room Afternoon.
xD xD
What is common between the Clouds and a Wife?
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When both are not around, we call it a
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PLEASANT DAY.
Every Girl says,
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"Indha vishayam unkitta mattum thaan sollirukken,
Vera yaarukkum theriyaadhu.. Sollidaadhe..."
...and this chain never ends :P
BIGGEST lie by all ladies :
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Paravaalla sollunga.. Kandippa kobapada maatten... ;)
"Beauty doesn't create Luv,
But Luv creates beauty"
Semester Exam:
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know....
Boy Friend on phone:
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Hi dear ennamo therila.. unn nenappave irukku
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I seriously miss u. !
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GF: Achoo.. Ippo thaane chellam enkitta pesittu cut panna. . . !!
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BF: Ayyo.. Priya neeya..?? Sorry.. Again unakke koopittena..?? Sorry ! :D
A boy wrote on his room's door :
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"enna da.. door'la english'la edho eludhi vechirukka..??"
"enna vittuttu thaniya english tution poreeya...??"
EXAM CENTRE !
BOY to GIRL "All the Best"
GIRL replied "All the Best"
Result Girl - 80 marks
Boy - FAIL
MORAL:Nallavanga Vaakku mattum thaan palikum :/
That awkward moment when you cant find your phone at morning because your bed ate it. :(
Feminists have asked for a seperate web space where domains start from 'awww' instead of 'www’
cholla mudiyaadhu... kettaalum keppaanga.. :P
He is the real friend who greet you with an insult "Vaada saavu graakki... Enga sethu tholanja ivlo naala..??!!" :P :D
Seriously wanna punch dat student in d class who always reminds d teacher about d homeworks!! :-/ :D
Rascolu... Ivan pannittaanam.. Nammala kothu vidraan...
A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it.
It stopped.
He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless an external force is applied".
He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a Sound "MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!
After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton, then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION'..:P
In movies, when they wake up in d morning, they look all beautiful..
But when I wake up i look like a DEAD BUG!!!! :/ :/ :P :P
What Is The Next Thing That A Guy Has To Do After Winning An Argument With His Girlfriend??
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Answer:
APOLOGIZE...
Sitting & thinking hard about LIFE
• How it changed from simple college life to a strict professional life.
• How pocket money changed to huge monthly pay cheques, But give less happiness
• How a few local jeans changed to new branded wardrobe But less occasions to use them.
• How a single plate of Samosa changed to a full Pizza But hunger is less.
• How a bike always in reserve, changed to a car always on But less places to go
• How a tea by the roadside changed to Coffee Day but with less friends.
• How a general class journey changed to A/C Reservation journey But less vacations for enjoyment
AND many more.
May be this is the truth of a journey called "LIFE" :)
Lets live it the way it comes ♥
Have a great life..! ;)
Money is made of paper,
paper is made from wood
and
wood is made of trees..
Therefore, money does grow on trees ;) :P
HENCE PROVED!
~♥ I am desperately trying to find out who are these four people So interested in my life ?
As - parents keep on saying
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"Naalu per paatha... Enna daa solvaanga...!!!!" :-)
When someone says,
"I love you"
& you dont feel
the same way..
just say,
"I love YOUTUBE" at a super fast speed..! :D :p
Maths sir:
A=B,
B=C,
SO A=C.
prove this method with example.
Rangus: sir,i love u.
U love ur daughter.
So i love ur daughter,
Thatsall Sir.... ;)
Rangus Rockz... Sir Shocks... ;)
Japnese Concept :
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You too Can Do,
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If None Can Do,
You MUST DO" :)
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Indian Concept :
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Let HIM Do,
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If None Can Do,
HOW Can I DO??" ;) x)
Summa irukkuradhu'nna.. Summaava..???
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Indha meaasge'a oru 10 girl's ku forward pannunga... Adutha 24 mani nerathirkul arugil ulla POLICE STATION'il 3 iravu, 2 pagal Thanneer, Unavu, thangum idam matrum body massage ivai anaithum mutrilum ilavasam...
Mundhungal....!!!
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Rangus to Auto Driver - Railway station pogungala...??
AutoDriver - Pogum'nga..
Rangus - Evlo kepeenga..?
AutoDriver - 50 rooba
Rangus - 20 rooba'ku vara maateengala..? :(
AutoDriver - 20 Roovaaikku evanya varuvaan..?? X-(
Rangus - Naan varuvene.. neenga pinnadi ukkandhukonga, naan otturen.. ;)
Rangus rockz...! Driver Shocks....!
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said "I died of cancer."
The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis" .
The third man said "I died of seenus".
The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus."
The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he had seen us!" =))
Five Things You Can't Recover In Life:
Stones after thrown,
Words after said,
Occasions after missed,
Time after gone
And
Trust after lost'...!!:)
So many laughter on one stupid joke...
So many hands in one chips pack...
So many fights over last few drops of remaining coke...
So many calls at birthday night...
So many TEARS at one small Fight...
So many hugs for one little worry...
Friends are best part of our small life!
So don't forget or loose them at any cost!
Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving :)
Hit like if you agree..!
Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa, Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?
Boy: Unakku
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“Thangachi Illaiye”..!
By
"Machinichi" FANS.....
So u think u knew everything ?
* The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
* No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead... I'll wait...
* Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
* Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
* The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
* The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE..
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
* Apples, not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
*Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !
* The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.
* Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! * PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR !
* The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola ,and Budweiser, in that order.
* It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs.
* A duck's quack doesn't echo,and no one knows why.
* Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) And the best for last.....
* Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Remember, knowledge is everything......
and go move your toothbrush now!!!
The ten commandments to follow in life all the time.
1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
2] A Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.
3] Friendship is like a BOOK.It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
4] All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!
6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!
7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems, HE has faith in your abilities.
8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"
9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.
If you really enjoy this, please share to others.
It may brighten someone's day!
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Idhula 1 miss aagudhu.....
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Again padichu paakureengala..?
Vekkama illa ungalukku...??!!
ABCD alphbts'la '1' eppadi varum?!!
Amma, appa ethana time solli kuduthirukkaanga... Marandhu pocha..??
This Has Been Declared As The Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister:
"The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"
Try It...
Enakku isku isku endru ketkiradhu :P
Ungalukku..??
Must read:
1) Do you know what's pain?
-Seeing your loved one with someone else..
2) Want to know whats love?
-Look into the eyes of your loved one after a tight hug..
3) Want to know whats worse?
-Imagine your loved one leaving you forever..
4) Want to know how futile life is?
-Imagine a life without your loved one..
5) Want to know whats irritating?
-To see someone irritating your love..
6) Want to know whats hurting?
-when you realize you hurt your loved one with your behaviour..
7) Want to know who you love?
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THATS LOVE!! ♥
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
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Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
• Life is not about Riding BMW & Mercedes
¤ Its about 3 friends on a single motorcycle riding around the city
• Life is not about 75 Rs coffee at CCD
¤ Its about many friends together sharing 10 rs Dairy Milk & Still enjoying
• Life is not about Boasting about a 350 Rs movie ticket
¤ Its about a few friends buying 50 rs ticket & wondering who is gonna get popcorn dis time ;)
• Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant
¤ Its about few friends, 1 Stove, late night & boiling MAGGI :P
• Life is not about 1.5 Ton AC in 45 degrees
¤ Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights at the stars & talking all the funny things about their crushes :) :D
Good Morning Mosquitoes.... ♥
Cant' share photos using mobile browser...?????
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Just tag yourself... And it'll be shared in ur wall (Timeline)..!!!
~ ♥ When a Girl send you a smile ':)' in chat box - than what does it means ??
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Purila..???
"Mavane odi poidu - Kalutharukkaadha 'nu artham.." ♥ ~
Rangus to Doctor: Body'la enga viral' vechaalum valikkudhu.. :(
Doctor- Full body Xray onnu pannikonga..
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Xray report: Fracture in finger..!!
GIRLS MUST READ & BOYS MUST KNOW :
¤ If I have curves, I'm fat.
¤ If I don't then I'm flat.
¤ If I wear makeup, I'm fake..!
¤ If i dont, I'm a Sister
¤ If I dress up, I'm a Show off..!
¤ If i dont bother, i am a villager..!
¤ If I say what I think, I'm a bitch.
¤ If i say nothing, i have 'attitude problem'.
¤ If I cry sometimes, I'm a DRAMA QUEEN..!
¤ If I dont, I'm emotionless..!
¤ If I have guy friends, I'm a Slut..!
¤ If I dont, I'm narrow minded..!
¤ If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy.
Its like you can't do anything these days without being labeled
So why bother !
Give a Damn!
Proud of it who you are ;)
