Current'ku venum Wire
Car ku venum Tyre
Pottukitu kiliccha t-shirt
kilichitu potta Jeans
Urunday ya potta Bonda
Thatti potta vadai
adi vaangitu aludhaa kaadal
aludhutu adi vaangina natpu !
idhudhaa thattuvam..
Teacher:Who Inventd Steam Engine?
Slepy Student: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct. It's James Watt
Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any.Important Task In Your Life.
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And Act Exactly Opposite To Her Advice;-):-))
Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
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Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,
"No man can be punished twice for same offence." :)
Difference Between Boy's Eyes & Girl's Eyes:
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A Boy's Eyes Sees Only Love In A Girl's Eyes
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A Girl's Eyes Always Watches Where The Boy's Eyes Is Watching.. ;-)
Best Ad By An
AC Company . . .
"Buy ACs
Because
...The Youth Of Today
Is Committing
Suicides Using Fans .." =P ;->
Umbrella Can't Stop The Rain But Make Us To Stand In Rain..
Confidence May Not Bring Sucess But It Gives A Power To Face Any Challenge..!
Why a group of friends is called a friend circle?
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Ans-
Square - 4 ends,
Triangle - 3 ends,
Line - 2 ends,
Circle-has NO END..!!
A ghost went 4 haircut.
Barber said-'baad me aao, busy hu' ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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"Sar rakh kr jaa rha hu, baad me le jaaonga"
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo, not a single dart is hitting the target.
Wife calls out, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "Missing you!" :p
I like duck.
Duck lives in water.
I also drink water.
My neighbour uncle drink alcohol.
Alcohol is very bad.
It was told by Gandhiji.
He was a good person.
He had one stick.
Stick swim in water.
Duck also swim in water.
Duck take bath in water.
Me too take bath in water.
I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day.
That is why duck is so white..
I like duck so much bcoz i love drinking milk...
Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour..
Holi is festival of colours...
Moral of the story :-
Facebook is free.
Post Any ..crap!!
People still read it..!!
Coming soon..
An essay on Fish..!
Uyir Illadha
Malarai Kuda
Naam Nesikirom,
Aanal,
Namakaga
Uyiraye Kodupavargalai
Mattum Nesika
Yaen Yosikirom.
So Please Love
Chicken, Mutton(Goat), Fish etc...
Sister problema "pasamalar" paru.
Brother problema "vanathaipola" paru.
Love problema "kathal" paru.
Love pannura ponnu problema
"Ava Thankachiya paru"
Touching story : .
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A boy and girl went for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
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“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!” ;) :P :D
What does Life mean ?
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See...
Nothing is there ! And Still you are searching something....!!
That is the 'Life'... !!! :P :P
Dear Owner
I'm so lucky
▶You hold me with both hands gently as u could be.
▶You ensure that I am always with you.
▶If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
▶I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
▶U can never forget me in a taxi & u won't let me go.
▶When u eat, I'm beside u. When u r on the toilet, I'm with u. When u sleep my head is by ur pillow.
▶When I scream u rush and pick me up.
▶When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime.
You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin.
And if I make u feel like a cowboy u strap me to ur waist or jeans.
▶Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love).
▶You rush home from work/School and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home.
▶You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make u laugh that ppl think u are mad.
▶ I watch your wife/hubby or your bf/gf who envies our time together.(^^,)/
Yours Forever, Cell Phone.
#காதலிக்கும் ஆண்கள் கவனத்திற்கு:
உங்க காதலி கூட SMSல சண்டை போட்டு ஒரு மணிநேரம் SMS ஏதும் அனுப்பாமல் பொறுமையாய் இருங்கள்,
ஒரு மணி நேரத்துகுள்ள அங்க இருந்து SMS வந்துருச்சுனா 'அவங்க உங்களுக்கு அடிமை'
ஒரு மணி நேரத்துகுள்ள அங்க இருந்து SMS வரலைனா 'நீங்க அவங்களுக்கு அடிமை'
வேற வழியே இல்லை காலில் விளுந்துருங்க..ம்ம்..
Classic examples for students of different age groups :-
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1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied everything for exam .....
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4th to 6th class - hey ! That question was very hard so i leave only that question ........
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only imprtant questions .....
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11th class - i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass .......
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12th class - Machiiii... Naalaikku enna exam da ?
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And in college - Ada paavigalaa.. Exam'nu sollirundha atleast pen aachum eduthuttu vandhiruppenae............
99% of my problems r solved by my friends
undoubtedly
100% of those are created by d same idiots !♥
When we Trust a person we think dat they Are with us forever to share our pain...
Bt...
Time Reminds us that those Tasty Fruits are only seasonal..!!
When a man opens the door of his car to his Wife, you can be sure of one thing...
Either the car is new or the wife
Waiter gives bill to Rangus ............
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Rangus :- Take my card ...........
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Waiter:- But sir, this is Ration Card ....................
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Rangus :- So what ?
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You have written outside
“ ALL CARDS ACCEPTED ”
Rangus rockz... Waiter shocks..
The Dark Knight Rises ....
Open Google Maps
Copy Paste "26.357865 127.783782" in the search field.
Turn on "Satellite mode" and zoom in !!!
1 ADVICE to All :-
Raste me agar Mandir dekho
aur Prarthana na karo to Chalega
Par
Raste me Ambulance mile tab
Prarthana Jarur karna!
Kya pata Shayad koi zindagi Aapki Duaon se Bach jaaye. :)
Edhaachum porulai sutham pannanum'na
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We are always ask
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'ORU AZHUKKU THUNI IRUNDHA KUDUNGALEN '
Yean ippadi? =D
Man: sir.. sir... en pondattiya kaanam sir!
Sir: yow ithu post office ya
Man: Ayyo.. Santhosathula enga poi solrathune theriyalaye..
When you ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual.... Agree....
From a woman's point of view;
- The most perfect man in the world is her father :)
- The most abused husband in the world is her brother :p
- The most handsome man in the world is her son :D
- The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband ;)
- The most thankful man in the world is her son in law :*
- And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in the world is her husband =))
KAVITHAIGAL...
LETTERLA VARUM...
BOOKSLA VARUM...
AVLO YEAN
FM LA KOODA VARUM..
Ippellam... jeans'layum..
Chuditharlayum... varuthu machi...
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Oru nalaikku oru poikkumela nanga solrathilla... :p
A Rich Man Was Enjoying Long Drive when He Saw 2 Men Eating Grass By Road Side.
He Stopped And Asked Them:
“Why Are You Eating Grass?”
Poor Men: We Don’t Have Any Money
Rich: Oh ! Come With Me
Poor: But Sir, I have a wife & 2 Children
Rich: Bring Them Along
2nd Poor: I Have A wife & 5 Children…!
Rich: Bring Them As Well
And They All Sat Into The Car On Their Way, 1 Of Poor Man Asked:
Sir, You Are Too Kind, Thank You For Taking All Of Us With You :)
Rich Man Replied: No, You Don’t Understand, Grass In My Lawn Is 2 Feet Tall :P :D
Good MorningFriends ♥
Admit it, We all tried keeping a diary, and failed.
Koi bHi 1 No. Select Karo
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Ab utne ka Recharge Mere cell par Karado
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Kasam se Main aapko bataunga Ki Kitna Blance aaya;)
Ok...
Why Hind
Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
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Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,
"No man can be punished twice for same offence." :)
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