Future of ENGINEERING students:
ECE & EEE: Radio repair, sound service & serial light settings for all functions...
Mech: Tractor repair, mechanical shed owner.
Civil: sittal,kothaal, building mesthiri
Aero: bomma thuppaaki,remote plane, paper kaathadi
CSE & IT: Sivagami computer josiyam. . .
Students attitude in an examination hall :-
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Teacher :- Time is 0ver, all o f u put ur pen down............
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Put it down ..............
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I said put the pen down ...........
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Put it down right now .............
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Student :- Chill sweet heart , its a pen not a Gun Relax .........
Define Study???????????
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The act of texting, eating n watching tv wid an open book nearby....:D :D
Always keep ur lover's picture in ur mobile.
U knw why??
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Whenever u face any problem just see that picture & say
"ivala vida idhu periya problem ah...?"
Nothing in nature is for itself.
Rivers dont drink water,
Trees dont eat fruit,
Sun doesnt give heat for itself ...
"LIVING FOR OTHERS IS THE WAY OF LIFE"
Boy while proposing a Girl-
Boy: My dad is a billionaire & 93yr old.
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He'll die soon & I'l b rich. Wil u marry me?
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Girl: No...
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A week later, she married his father....:P
Moral-
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Don't give any ideas to women - they can use them in the way you can't even think of.... :D :D
A true friend is someone that will always be there for you, silently criticizing everything you post on facebook.
Best school memory:
Throwing things at people
and acting like an innocent. :-)
Agree...
Height of flirting
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Teacher: Where is ur Asignmnt book?
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Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school...:P
LKG Rowdies:
Stud1:-Machi Smoke Panna Cancer Varumnu En Lover Solraa..
Stud 2: Ava April Fool Panraa Maapla. Smoke Panna Pogathaan Varum..!
Gud noon dearz!
"A Man's decision to get Married....is probably his last Opportunity to decide anything on his own...!!"
"If u hurt someone badly
whom u love and
if that loved one
takes it with a smile,
Then its the ultimate proof of
True UNDERSTANDING..."
Good Morning Friends ♥
Truth of School Life-
A First Bench
Student Knows
the Answer of
Every Problem...
But
The Last Bench
Student Knows
How To Face
Every Problem...!
What could be the Sweetest scene you could ever witnes on the Earth?
It is..
Watching your Loved one sleeping and Murmuring your name!
Good morning friends... ♥
Teacher: Light travels faster than sound so we see lightning first than hear the thunder
Rangus : No Sir you are absolutely wrong, when power goes off we switch on generator... First sound comes then comes the light.... :P :D
Rangus Rocks !!!
Teacher Shocks !!!
A perfect boy ..
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with gals,
Doesn't lie,
Doesn't cheat,
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Doesn't exist :P
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.Use cell phone in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening to you then.
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Congratulations !
U r perfectly a normal student.. :)
Rangus the ghost, went to a barber shop...!!
Rangus: Hair cut pannanum...
Barber: Innikku Sunday... Konjam busy... Oru 1hr aagum... Wait pannunga..
Rangus: Onnum avasaram illa... Enn thalai'ya inga vechuttu poren.. Porumaiya hair cut panni vainga... Work mudichu vandhu eduthukuren..... :P
Rangus rockz... Barber shocks.... ;)
Height of Friendship. :)
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1st Friend: Machaan.. Oru help panriya..??
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2nd Friend : Mudiyaadhu.. Podaaa'ng.... :P
That depressing moment when you finish your popcorn before the movie even starts... :(
6 ETHICS OF LIFE
Before u Pray (Belive)
Before u speak (Listen)
Bfore u spend (Earn)
Bfore u write (Think)
Before u Quit(try)
Before u Die(Live)
Good morning mosquitoes... have a joyful Sunday..
You can take Indian out of India.. but
you can't take India out of Indian ♥
JAI HIND
Science Says & I Agree.
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My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!:D
I want to go back to the time..
When happiness means tofees & biscuits,
When victory means finishing my plate 1st,
When safety means being in my Mom's arms,
When Dad's shoulders were, the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong arms means high Above The sky,
When the only things broken were my toys,
When goodbyes only meant till tomorrow,
When i loved everybody & every one loved me,
I wish I could go back. ♥
• Life is too short to be unhappy..!!
• Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
• Laugh when you can
• Apologize when you should
• Let go of what you can't change
• Love deeply and forgive quickly.
• Take chances
• Give everything and have no regrets
• Smile when you're sad :)
• Love what you got
• And always remember what you had..!
• Always forgive but never forget.
• Learn from your mistakes but never regret
• People change and things go wrong but always remember Life goes On!!! ♥ :)
Good Morning Mosquitoes ♥
A NEW METAL IS ADDED TO CHEMISTRY!
Name: Wife
Symbol: BV Atomic
Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties : Boils at any time Can freeze at any time Melts if treated with love, care and respect Very bitter if mishandled .
Chemical properties : Very reactive Highly unstable Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum Money reducing agent ...
Occurrence : Mostly found in front of the Mirror...
o_O
Ans me.
1 paiyan 1 ponnu kitta pesikonde
paiyan sonnan
1 4 3
I LOVE YOU
ponnu sonna-
2 5 5 1 9
ponnu enna sonna? Rply plz...
- Shared by Gokul..
Life is too short to be unhappy..
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness..
Laugh when you can...
Apologize wen U should and let go of what you can't change...
Love deeply and forgive quickly.
Take chances...
Give everythin and have no regrets...
Smile when you're sad...:) .
Love what you got, and always remember what you had...
Always forgive.. but never forget.
Learn from your mistakes but never regret...
People change, and things go wrong but always remember...
Life goes On!!!
Solve this in 30 seconds
1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x0
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest...!!!!!
Kaalai Vanakam (Tamil)
Pasnaram (Gujarathi)
Tagasuralm (Kasmiri)
Enna paakureenga..?
Unga language'la sollalannu kovamaa..?
Ok.. Ok.. Adhayum sollitta pochu...
Kumbudren saamiyooooov.. :)
Medhuva nadakonum,
Romba Weight thooka kudaadhu,
Jagradhaya Irukanum,
Sariya sapudanum.
Yeannaa....
Idhu 7'avadhu Maasam. ;)
Sometime ur best feelings are found in the drafts :)
Those are the words which u type but never send :(
Agree !
Teacher: 4 X 3 evolo?
Rajini: 12
Tch: appo 3 X 4 evolo?
Captain: yea pulla kelviya mathi keta theriyadunu nenichiya...? 21 pulla..!
Tchr: .?????
What do u do when u are extremely Sad..?
1) Stay Alone
2) Listen to Music
3) Cry
4) Talk To those who makes Me feel better
5) Sleep
6) Talk to my best friend
7) Pray to god
8) Try To Show Pple That I'm Not Sad !
9) Go for awalk
10) Cry & listening 2 music
11) Other
Boys insult each other,
but they really don't mean it.
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' Girls compliment each other,
but they don't mean it either '
There are 2 kinds of Roads In America
"National" & "International"
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In India also there are only 2 kinds of Roads..
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"Under Construction" & "Take Diversion"!.
Fact:
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100% of the people reading this status, are alive...!!
The mind is like a Parachute,
It doesn't work unless its open...
So keep an open mind!
"Life is a big question mark, nobody can answer it."
And
"Death is the final answer, nobody can question it....!!
