Funny Facebook Status–Part 8
Current'ku venum Wire
Car ku venum Tyre
Pottukitu kiliccha t-shirt
kilichitu potta Jeans
Urunday ya potta Bonda
Thatti potta vadai
adi vaangitu aludhaa kaadal
aludhutu adi vaangina natpu !
idhudhaa thattuvam..
Teacher:Who Inventd Steam Engine?
Slepy Student: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct. It's James Watt
Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any.Important Task In Your Life.
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And Act Exactly Opposite To Her Advice;-):-))
Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
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Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,
"No man can be punished twice for same offence." :)
Funny Facebook Status–Part 7
Future of ENGINEERING students:
ECE & EEE: Radio repair, sound service & serial light settings for all functions...
Mech: Tractor repair, mechanical shed owner.
Civil: sittal,kothaal, building mesthiri
Aero: bomma thuppaaki,remote plane, paper kaathadi
CSE & IT: Sivagami computer josiyam. . .
Students attitude in an examination hall :-
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Teacher :- Time is 0ver, all o f u put ur pen down............
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Put it down ..............
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I said put the pen down ...........
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Put it down right now .............
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Student :- Chill sweet heart , its a pen not a Gun Relax .........
Define Study???????????
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The act of texting, eating n watching tv wid an open book nearby....:D :D
Always keep ur lover's picture in ur mobile.
U knw why??
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Whenever u face any problem just see that picture & say
"ivala vida idhu periya problem ah...?"
Did You Know?
People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
People with blue eyes see better in dark.
Money isn’t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.
A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.
The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear By 700 times.
The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
We exercise at least 30 muscles when we smile.
Our nose is our personal air-conditioning system: it warms cold air, cools hot air and filters impurities.
Our brain is more complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.
When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
There is a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. It Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing
Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.
It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
Funny Facebook Status–Part 6
24 - 25 is not a nice age for man
¤ Your Ex Girlfriends are getting married :p
¤ Your career has just started (~_~)
¤ Elders treat you as unproven theorems :3
¤ College guys feel that you are too Old to have in there Group :/
¤ You seem to enjoy both Cartoons and News :D
¤ You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight :(
¤ You are not invited for weekend Cricket matches :|
¤ Every Aunty you meet asks"Eppo marriage panna pora kanna" :p
¤ Every Uncle asks "Career ena plan pannirukka pa" :/ :D
¤ When the Reality is that you areJust riding the wave and going with the Flow ;)
¤ You have all the confidence in the world but Little achievements to show :)
¤ You Already have the First hand experience of Life ;)
¤ You know that whatever you have been taught about the World in school has been sheer waste of time (-____-)
¤ You can be denied a Job even after passing the test and you could be given a Job if you know someone placed high enough :/:p
¤ Politics till now was a Dirty word but now you feel it everywhere :|
¤ You know now Love is not that Blind and that Friendship has its Terms & conditions :)
¤ You know there's nothing for Granted and free Lunches are notfree. Your Overconfidence is now making way for a humble conscience !! :D
¤ You now Know it is not exactly what we thought it would be :p
Santa, the film producer, planned a remake of the classic English film, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" in Hindi.
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Santa named it.....
"Main, Meri Biwi aur Uski Maa"X_X =)) =))
2 lovers sitting at petrol pump
boy friend -honey from tomorrow v will met here only......nobody comes here!!!!! ;;):p:p =D =))
Wenevr u r nt feeling unwell without ny reason,
go n hug d special 1in ur life coz smtimes u dnt need medicins u just need d magical touch...:)
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Tip to reduce alcohol
consumption: Before marriage
drink only on the days when u r
sad, after marriage drink only
on days when u r Happy.! ;):D
Facebook chat slang’s
ASAP- As Soon As Possible
GN- Good Night
M/F- Are You Male or Female?
IDK- I don’t Know
SD- Sweet Dreams
BRB- Be Right Back
JK -Just Kidding
Tnx -Thanks
BTW- By The Way
K- Okay
TY -Thank You
ROFL -Rolling on Floor Laughing
LOL- Laugh out Loud
TTYL -Talk to you later
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