Voda voda song remake:- 
padika padika padika neram pogala,
page ah thirupa thirupa syllabus mudiyala....
poga poga poga onnum puriyala,
aga motham onnum velangala....
free ah suthumbothu padikavillaye,
padicha questionum ipa puriyavillaye....
kaila book iruku moodu illaye,
exam full ah intha thollaiye....
ulagame speed ah padichu poguthu,
en booku matum kavunthu thoonguthu...
ella padipum enna kindal panuthu,
arriar exam
confirm aagudhu.
BOY: Hello unaku enna vayasu aaguthu?
GIRL: Aadi vantha 18..
BOY : Appo Nadandhu vantha..???.....??
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Man1:- Thaaikku pin Thaaram'nu solrathu sariya thaan irukku.!
Man2:- Eppadi.?
Man1:- chinna Vayasula Amma adichaanga, ippa Pondaatti adikkiraa..!
RUM'kum SEM'kum enna vithyaasam..?
RUM-raavaa adippaanga..!
SEM- raavellam padippaanga..!
By,
Peg'um kaiyumaa..!! Sorry Book'um kaiyumaa iruppor sangam
Manasukul niraiya irukum. But pesa varthai irukkathu
Adhu love!
Manasu, brain rendum gaaliya irukum but pakkam, pakkama eluthuvom
Athu exam!
Kangal pesinal "KADHAL ",
Kanneer pesinal "NATPU",
Panam pesinal "SONTHAM",
Ellarum pesinal "ULAGAM",
Nee mattum pesinal
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"LOOSU"
"Pirapu oru murai.
"irapu oru murai.
"Kaadhal oru murai.
But
"Sappadu Mattum" Daily 3 murai.
"So nalla sapdunga, life'a Enjoy Pannunga".
Kobathai
eppadi
sweetta
maathurathunu theriyuma?
Theriyatha?
"Angry" ku munnadi
oru " J " potta
"Jangry". Sweet Edu Kondadu..
2011's girls........!
Husband: One cup Coffee.Wife: whhhaaat....!..? Tell again!
Husband: illa, unakku vaenuma nu kaettaen...
Wife: hmmmmm.. Adhu...!!
Enge nesam irukiradho, ange kaadhal pirakum.
Enge kaadhal irukiradho, ange vali irukum.
Enge vali irukiradho, ange
moov thadavungal Rs.10/- only..
Condctr:ticket vangiyacha?
Boy: enga amma sollirkanga Busla pokum Pothu yaar Enna kuduthalum vanga kudathunu;)
By
Thaai sollai thattatha patcha mannu.....:)
Boy secretly opens his Girl friend Mobile 2c What name has she saved his Number?
Like
Friend or Darling.
He was shocked to see his name,
ReCharge ANNA
Biology teacher:
GIRLs,CAN U TELL WHERE IS UR "Heart" exactly?
All girls loudly said..
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"its with ~ 'YOUR NAME'
silly girlS!!always crazy about
Teacher is hot water
Parent is mineral water
Enemy is salt water
Lover is ice water
But
Frndship is
BEER BOTTLE!
Chumma pasathula ponguvomla!
MATHS Teacher:
" How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....?"
Last bench rockerz:
"Juice pootu than.....";-)
Manushana porandha ethavathu sadhikkanumam.!
Nalla velai, nan kulanthai a than poranthen..;-) Neenga?
Govt school la padicha kevalam.
Govt hospital ku pona kevalam.
Govt bus la porathu kevalam.
Aana,
Govt Mapula mattum venum.!!!
Enna ponnuga sir.
Heart attack'na
Yenna..?
Bus
Stop'la
Oru super
Figure
Unnaiyea
look vidum..
Unakku
Pada
Padapa
irukum..
Athu
Unna
Paarthu
Sirikkum..
Unakku
Kai kaal
lesa
Nadungum..
Athu
Un
Pakkathula
Varum..
Unakku
Vearththu
Kottum..
Ava thannoda
Azhakana
lips'sa
Thoranthu
"Anna"
Intha
Love
letter'ra
Unga friend .,'(suresh)
Kitta
Kuduthudungkanu
Sollum
Pothu
Un
Ithayathula
Dommunu
Oru
Satham
Ketkum,
Athuku peru than heart attack.
Biscutman love letter:
Dear MARIE
I'm PARLE
Today is GOODDAY
U hav KRACK-JACKed my LITTLE HEART Now I'm in 5O-5O position. Plz dont play HIDE &SEEK..!!:-).
