Girl 1 : Antha Scientist oda Odi ponaye appuram yaen Thirumbi Vanthuttae ?
Girl 2 : Nasama ponavan adhu Sothanai Ottam nu Sollitandi
School Boy: Dad, Application form la MOTHER TONGUE kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?
Father: ROMBA NEELAM nu podu..!!
"Nambikkai ondru irunthaal pothum..Iruttil irunthey ethir veettu figarai sight adikkalaam..."
so,
be confident machi...!!!
15 yrs back
1 Vadai is 50ps & 1call is 5Rs.
Bt nw 1call is 50ps & 1Vadai is 15Rs
Moral:
Technology s Very much Improvd but enna use?
Vada pochae..!
A pregnant lady went 2 an astrologer.
Astrologer: Wen u delivers a baby,baby's father vl die.
Lady: Thank god!My husband is safe!
Been: ne than bilgates ah?
Bilgates: yes, wat do you want?
Been: yenna computer company vachi nadathura?
my pictures nu iruku,
open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.
Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu
My documents nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illa..
Bilgates ¿??
2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM?
Bangladesh wins their 2nd world cup.
RADHIKA going to marry her 9th husband simbu.
Gold just Rs.5 lakhs/gram.
JOTHIKA's daughter join with Rajini in his new film SHIVAJI PART-12.
Sunthar.c is to act in remake of Padayappa 2031.
Thamana - dhanush'ku ammavaga nadikirar.
Indian population 400 crores.
Mobile using people 300 crores.
Tamilnadu chief minister namitha..
Aana appavum nee yennoda "nanbenda"...
Dad ask his 5yr Oldson:
Y r u Crying? I'm also ur Friend da tel me.
Son: Athu Onnum Illa Machi,Innum konjam Horlicks kettathuku un Aalu Enna Adichita da..
A Tiger was Giving Wedding Party to his Friends.
A Cat Came there, and Danced.
Tiger Asked Who are You?
Cat said I was Also a Tiger Before My Marriage.
Elephant & Mouse got love marriage
Next day itself elephant died..
Mouse told
"Oh Anbe... oru nal kadhalukaga ayusu
fulla kuli thonda vachutiye...!!
