In India, parents say "study well
my son, otherwise you won't get
a job". xP
In America-" study well my son,
otherwise an INDIAN
will grab your job" :D=P .
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INDIANS rock ♥ xP=P
Laughing is the best medicine...
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If you're laughing for no reason,
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Message from mobile operators in year 2020!
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Dear customer,
Your wife can become a mother
without your struggle
Just sms "CHILD" to 54826
Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world
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E-mail & Female!!
Must Read ♥
"A Heart-touching Message by a Woman"
Someone asked Me
"Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife" ?
I said : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife.
I work 24 hours a day
I'm a "Mom", a "Wife", "Daughter", and a "Daughter- in-Law"
I'm an Alarm Clock, a Cook, a Maid, a Teacher, a Waiter, a Nanny, a Nurse, a Handyman, a Security Officer, a Counselor and a
Comforter.
I don't get Holidays, sick, leave or days off
I work through Day and Night
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a sentence
"What You Do All Day at Home" :/
Dedicated this message to all Mothers, Wives, Daughters and Sisters ♥ :')
Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:
1. Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey Mouse!!
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2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If ur answer is Donald Duck, U r under stress.
Because all ducks have 2 legs…
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Never apply any terms and conditions in your relations..
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!! :)
<<Real Love>>
Veyyill kodumai... viyarvayai than lover dhuppatta'la thodachan oru boy..
Adharku aval..
Dhuppatta'va edhukkuda naaye alukkaakkuna...
Adhaye avan amma'voda saree'la senjaan...
Adhukku avan amma...
Achoo... Saree alukka irukku thangam.. Iru towel kondu varren...
♥ Mom's love is great ♥
Welcome to Facebook.
Where liars tell more lies.
Enemies are friends.
Where people set fake relationship status.
Every female is a so called model.
Haters complain about haters.
Slags hate slags.
Every person who talks about money is broke.
Where skinny girls suddenly pack curves n fat girls suddenly lose weight by Photoshop.
Sign up today and you can become anything u want on Facebook. =P
You don't know something?
Google it.
You don't know someone?
Facebook it.
You don't find something?
MOM! :D ♥
If animals have FACEBOOK , these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" #:-s
CAT: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember".... 8-|
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :'(
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! " >:/
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" X_X
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" =D
Moral: Ovvorutharukkum.... Ovvoru peeeeeeeeeeelingsssss.....
I only use Facebook when I have time
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For example...
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lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time
When do you use facebook???
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
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Why?
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Very simple...
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A woman does not have a wife..!!! :P
To "Die" in love for someone is not the "Big Thing" .............
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To live in pain with smile forever for someone is the"Achievement".
Difference between Friend & Wife:
You can tell your friend "You are my best friend"
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But do you have the courage to tell to your Wife...
"You are my best Wife" ???????!!!!!!!!!!!
My Facebook Password Is
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what's yours..??
must reply... :-P :-D
Son : mom what's a GF?
Mom : if you're a gud boy, you'll get one when you're older.
Son : what if I'm not a gud boy?
Mom : u'll get many...
Dear Past, Thank You For Your Lessons.
Dear Future, I'm Ready.
Dear God, Thank You For Another Chance.
Those Innocent days of our life:
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Once Choosing colour of Sketch pen was a tough Process.
Catching the seat near the window in a bus was called obsession.
Gettng a Toffee as a Birthday treat from Friends made our day.
Being the 1st to finish copying from the Blackboard was the Moment of Pride.
Hiding Your answerfrom Your partner was not called Selfishness.
When Homework was the last Torture & You Thought all elders are Ideal.
Sleeping Early was a Routine.
Owning a Cycle was like Owning Everything.
To Look Pretty was to put Loads of Powder and a Neat Comb:)
Awesome were those childhood days
I miss them.♥♥♥ Do you???
I Have 5 Finger For These Reasons;
- My Little Finger To Make Promises For My Best friends
- My Ring Finger For Someone Special When The Time Is Right
- My Middle Finger To Those Who Are Jealous & Show High Attitude To Me
- My Index Finger To Silence Those Who Speak Ill Of Me
- My Thumb To Show The Rest Of The World That I'll Be Fine No Matter How Hard Life Is \m/_
Pappu : movie dekhne challe?
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Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch karoge?
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Pappu : No.
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Gal : waha tum mera hath pakdoge?
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Pappu : No.
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Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
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Pappu : no..!!
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Gal : phr meri kya zarurat hai apni behen k sath hi chale jao na..!!
FAKE FRIENDS Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS - Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS - cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS - know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS - could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS - would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS -walk right in and say"I'M HOME"
FAKE FRIENDS - will help you up when you fall over.
BEST FRIENDS - will jump on you and laugh!
FAKE FRIENDS - call your mum 'mrs or there name
BEST FRIENDS - call your mum mum:)
FAKE FRIENDS - are for a while
BEST FRIENDS - are for life
♥ Hope I Made you Smile today...
Hit like if you like Ranguski ♥ :)
*MUST READ*
Best method of Explain of any thing...
"Professor: What is Evil?
Student: Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question.
"Does the Cold exists?"
Professor: Yes.
Student:"You are wrong sir. There is noting like cold. It is complete absence of heat."
Student asked again:"Does darkness exists?"
Professor: Yes.
Student:"You are again wrong sir. There is noting like darkness. It is actually the complete absence of light.
According to physics we can study light and heat but not darkness and cold.
Similarly sir, the evil does not exists. Actually it is the absence of faith, love and true believe in GOD."
And The student was None other than "Albert Einstein"
How Do Engineering Teachers Complete Syllabus:.....
Unit-1:This Is Just Introduction,No Need To Teach
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Unit-2:Very Easy Topic,You Can Study On Your Own
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Unit-3:This Has Already Been Discussed In Last Class
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Unit-4:This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is,So I Don't Need To Teach It
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Unit-5:Now Who Is ReadyTo Give Presentation .. ?
=P =D
Josiyar Rangus kaiya paathuttu....
Neenga niraya padippeeenga....
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Rangus: Adei komutti thalaya... adhaan 3 varushama or class'la nirya padikkurene...!!! eppo paass pannuven'nu sollu...???
Wife to Husband (on the Phone):
"Hey baby, what you doing?" ♥♥
Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all." #:-s
Wife: "Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?" ;;)
Husband: "Just tell me the Good news, I don't have time for the Bad!" :|
Wife: "Okay, Good news is the Air Bags of our New BMW work absolutely FINE!!!"X_X =D =))
Why do we drink water ?
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BCoz we cannot eat water
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Taaaalliyaaaaan...!
I am so genious
Dedicated to all my best Friends here :)
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¤ Rain Is Irritating If you getting Wet Alone
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¤ Movies Are A Waste If The seats Beside you are vacant
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¤ Pizza Is jst Some Junk Food If There are No More than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up
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¤ Love Is Just A Bad Feeling wen It's One Sided
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¤ Beach Is d Dirtiest Place To Visit Alone
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No Matter hw Short Life Is
Live It With Ur Beloved Frends
Share Evry Second :)
Don't Miss The Chance Of Being Together
It Might Never Come Again :) ♥
Good morning Friends ♥
Lesson Of LiFe:
when we don't hate ourself after doing so many mistakes...
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then
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how can we hate others due to single mistake>>>>>>>
:((((
THINK ABOUT IT!!
In 2022
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we will watch the movie 2012 and laugh :D :)
Read it if you've got two mins to spare, it's good, else move on From the day one
• She becomes apple of her father’s eyes
• Her silent tears do wonders and Dad agrees to do on what he said a big 'No' earlier..! :)
• She can walk in style all day long without looking tired :D
• She burns her hand while learning cooking for you but never complains :(
• She can cry all night, but the next morning when her eyes are red, Its just because mascara hit her eyes :)
• She Likes to be called "Angel" or "Princess" or "Baby
• She will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she Loves you But she won’t come say it directly
• When a guy says something really sentimental, She will remember it forever :)
• When a girl cooks for you, You know..? You mean a lot to her..
• She feels Honored.. when You ask her Advice :)
• She feels Shy, when you look at her Silently :)
• She feels Protective when she is dependent on you.
• She is expected to seal her Words to crush her emotions to stop her tears and to have a big smile on her face, No matter
she is crying hard inside :(
• She is one who is treated as a Princess in her Parent's House,
• When she gets Married, She leaves every thing behind her Parents, their Love, her Room.
• She adopts your family Values even your family name She calls your mother "Mum"... and your father "Dad" :)
Love her because so many love her but she chooses to love you
Good morning friends :)
Take Care..! Keep Rawkin \m/
#Girls Rule :
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I'm The Girl. You're The Boy. You Text Me First Or We Don't Talk Today.
South Indian guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says :- My name is Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007! .
And Bond asks Guy’s name.
Guy replies:- My name is Prasad!
Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Atapatuu Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Jaysurya Atapatuu Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Moral :- Goyyaale... Yaarukitta...? :P
That's a really hurting moment when a friend simply says GOOD BYE for a simple reason.. :(
That vanity moment...
when you submit all the documents demanded by the traffic sergeant....!
Most touching lines by a friend just before death
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Please cover my face before my friends reach, otherwise they will take photo and upload on facebook :( :P
The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight...
Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!
Girls pc folder:
C:\..\Desktop\songs\Love Songs
Boy's pc folder:
C:\windows\system32\drivers\study material \important files\educational stuff\data structure and alogrithims\xyz.avi
What is 1st sign of old age?
Wrinkels? No.
Medicines? NO.
Baldness? Certainly NO.
Then what?
When you start loving your OWN wife.
When do Young Generation people become very tensed?
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When they get up and see their mobile in somebody else hand ;)
Rightly saying......
I don't need money like Ambani.....
I don't need fame like SRK........
I don't need 16 grand slams like Federer.......
I don't need 100 centuries like Master Blaster.........
ALL I JUST NEED IS LUCK LIKE MS.DHONI
A Lesson In Psychology :
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¤ When A Person Laughs 2 Much Even On Stupid Things, Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep Inside. .
¤ When A Person Sleeps Alot,Be Sure Dat Person Is Lonely. .
¤ When A Person Talks Less,And If He Talks, He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps Secrets. .
¤ When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is Weak. .
¤ When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then That Person Is In Tension. .
¤ When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It Means He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted. .
¤ When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small Things It Means He Is In Love. .
So True,
Try To See All These In Real Life, U Will Find All...;)
No matter what you came to do on the computer you always end up on Facebook!
If Facebook ever makes it so someone can see how many times you've viewed their profile, we're all screwed.
That angry movement when girls says...
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"Ippo illa.... neram varumbo kandippa solren....!"
Pain of missing your friends is realized when you are alone watching a group of cool Girls & you don't have anybody by your
side to say:
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"Machiiii... Ava unna thaan daa paakkuraa...." :P
|| TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF TEACHERS ||
* If you're not interested then u may leave the class.
* If you want to talk, please get out of the class nd talk.
* This class is worst then a fish market.
* Are you here to waste your parents money?
* Tell me when you all have finished talking.
* Why you are laughing? Come here n tell us all, we'll also laugh.
* Do you think teachers are fool...!!
* Why do you come to school when u don't want to study.
* Don't try to act oversmart with me!
* You... yes you...! I'm talking to you only don't look back....
Last but not least...
* Moonja ppaaru... Palaya anju kaasu maarii... Padikka vandhiya illa ponnungala sight adikka vandhiya..??
:P:P
Girl Loves without any special reason.
Cares without any condition.
Laughs at her own stupidity.
Helps the maximum she can.
Caries at someone eles's pain.
Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty. Sweety & sincere
Thats Me♥
Thats U ♥
Thats a GIRL♥
Proud to be a Girl...............♥
True friends are those
Who Care without hesitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and
communication n love... ♥
ரங்கு: “ஒரு நாளாவது கரெக்டா 9 மணிக்கு ஆபீஸ் போணும்னு பாக்கறேன், முடிய மாட்டேங்குது”
டெங்கு: “அப்படி என்ன பிரச்சினை?”
ரங்கு: “இன்னும் வேலையே கிடைக்கலையே!”
Gal: Please don't ever love another gal... promise me...
Dengu: I cant promise...
Gal: Why?! u are in love with another gal.. huh..?? Who is that person you are talking about..?
Dengu: She's shorter than you, and looks like you...!!!
Gal: Aaww, will she call me mummy...???!!!!!! :)
Dengu: Depends?
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Does your sister calls you Mummy....????!!!!
Request to all text book authors:
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yousuf bhai,Text book thickness'a
oru jaan kammi pannungo... xD xP :P
I am planning to become a doctor.
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I have the handwriting for it.... :D ;)
There are three kinds of men in this world.
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Some remains singls & make wonders happens.
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Some have gf/bf & see wonders happens.
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Nd the rest get married & wonder what happned. :p :p :p
Good morning frnz.... :)
The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me request dear, I am blocked.! :D
The day I will go down on my knees for a girl
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Is the day I will tie the shoe lace for my DAUGHTER ♥
That funny moment when Sitting in class/office wondering who would die if one of the fans fell down :P
US Dollor is increased to 55/-
Petrol is increased to 78/-
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But Thank God
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passing marks r still 35 only :p
If a Girl closes her Eyes, she sees the person she Loves The Most....
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When Boys Do That...
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins.... :P
Love pannunga sir,
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Life
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Naasama pogum.!
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Panakkaaran- Innaya dhedhi'ku enkitta
14 cars,
18 shopping cmplx,
4 bangla irukku,
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Unkitta enna irukku?
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Pichaikkaaran - Enakku iru ayyan irukkaan... Avana un ponnu love pannudhu.. Vera enna venum?
:P
Checkmate:
Man tells wife
"I saw a lady who looked exactly like u"
&
Wife asks "WAS SHE HOT?"
Now He cant say 'No'...
He cant say 'Yes'. :P
Munnaadi ponaa kadikkum... Pinnaadi ponaa odhaikkum...
A Puff has 4 ends..
A Samosa has 3 ends..
A Chilli bajji has 2 ends....
But a friendship is like a "Bonda"
It has no Ends......
Think different.. go different..:P
CRAZY FACT
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The LONGEST 5 minutes in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.
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While the SHORTEST 5 minute is THE LAST 5min in eXAm hALL.
That Awkward Moment:
When you ignore someone’s phone call..!
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And...
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They Call You From Someone Else’s Phone...
And You Answered It..!!! :(((((((
4 common wishes : |
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat......
Hit like if u Agree with me...
May your Happiness
increase like Petrol Price,
may your Sorrows fall
like the Indian Rupee
and
may Joy fill your Heart
like Corruption in INDIA!
A man asked God
"Y all Girls r so sweet and all
Women such horrible n bitter?"
God answered:
"because Girls are made by
Me..& Women - by You.."
The awesome moment
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When your teacher is teaching
and suddenly takes your name as example :)
=D
Hit like if it happen to you xP :D
Urgent Girl Friend Needed...
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Qualification:- must be the only daughter of a petrol pump owner... :)
MUST READ THIS & SHARE IT:~
1) Rs 20 look very big when giving to any poor or beggar..!!
but while giving it to a waiter in the hotel it seems a bit small.
2) 3mins for praying god becomes very difficult..!!
but its easy to watch a movie for 3hrs.
3) After working the whole day and going to gym is not an issue,
but for serving or helping parents we get tired..!!
4) We wait the whole year for valentines day.!!
but many of us dont know when is mothers' day..!
5) Even for sharing this message is very difficult to us..!!
but it becomes our duty to forward unnecessary jokes..!!
Lesson Of LiFe:
when we don't hate ourself after doing so many mistakes...
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then
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how can we hate others due to single mistake>>>>>>>
:((((
THINK ABOUT IT!!
Please share and spread
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